Everyone did so well with describing a dinner scene that I'm going to have you do more creative writing. Here is today's scenario that I would like you do describe: a bad blind date. Who are the participants? Where did they go on the date? Why is the date so bad? Have fun!
Wow. Um this one is a hard one. Well my participants are going to be Susan and Jim. Jim's friend Jerry really wanted Jim to be happy so Jerry set Jim up on a blind date with Susan. When Jim found out about the blind date, he decided to take her to the Outback Steak House to eat and than take her to a movie at the mall. When the day finally came for the date, Susan met Jim at Jerry's house. Jim drove Susan to the Outback Steak House at around 5 o'clock. When they got to the Outback Steak House, Susan ordered a salad and Jim ordered a huge steak. Jim shoveled his food in and got stains all over his shirt. Susan ate very slowly, and when Jim was done with his meal he started to eat Susan's meal. Susan was horrified by this and wanted to go home and skip the movie. Jim was so busy eating Susan's meal that he didn't notice how much this bothered her. Susan went to the bathroom and cried. When she came back Jim was very gentleman-man like. She decided to forgive him and they went to the movies. Jim bought everything for the movie. Susan was begining to like Jim. They went into the theatre and sat down to watch the movie. Halfway through the movie Jim started to act like a four-year-old. Susan was very embarassed by him and had to leave the theatre. She called one of her friends to come get her, and went home. The next day she told Jerry that it was the worst date she had ever had. Jerry felt horrible, and said that he had a secret to tell her. Susan looked confused and told Jerry she wanted to know what it was. Jerry told her that Jim had multiple personalities and that he should have told her but he knew she wouldn't have went through with the date if he told her that. Susan was horrified and said she would never let Jerry set her up on a blind date again.
ReplyDeleteMy participants are a Koala bear and a girrafe. There is a cute little table draped with a pink silk tablecloth. There is a lit candle in the middle of the table with a beautiful dining set. The table is set out in the middle of the Sahara desert. There are spiky cactuces surrounding the table which could be hazardous, and there were a bunch of rain clouds blowing in towards the couple. The conversation was quite mellow between the two until suddenly the Koala yelled out, "I have to poop!" So she ran off into the cactuses and then the girrafe heard a soft yell from the other side of the large cactuse. So then he ran over to see what was the matter, and he found his date tangled up in the cactus. When he was trying to detangle his date from the briars, rain started to gush down on the both of them.
ReplyDelete"Oh no, what are we going to do!" exclaimed the koala.
"I don;t know, lets just go our separate ways. Oh wait did you ever go to the bathroom?
"Yes while you were pulling me out of the Cactus.
I think a pretty bad blind date would be Casey and any woman other than Kortney.
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time, Casey Peterson was horribly tricked. He received a call on his cell phone on January 5th from David Christoffel. David and some other friends of Casey wanted to take Casey out to celebrate his future marriage with Kortney. The only problem was, however, the call wasn't actually from David. It was from a supermodel actor who could make her voice sound like David's. She TRICKED him!!!!!!!1
Casey walked into Red Lobster thinking he was going to enjoy a nice seafood dinner with all his friends. Instead, he met the best-looking woman of his life. She told him she was sorry, but she was dating Nathan and they would be here any minute. That is exactly how it happened. The two ordered a table for eight and sat down. What Casey didn't know was that nobody else was going to show. In fact, his friends knew nothing of the Red Lobster dinner. While Casey and "Stephania", the model, were eating an appetizer, Kortney Moonen entered Red Lobster with her parents. It was her birthday the next day and her parents were taking her out to dinner. "Uh ohh" Casey worried when he saw her face. When Kortney saw him, she ran over, screaming bloody murder. "What are you doing? I thought you loved me! What is going on?" Casey tried to explain, but of course Kortney didn't believe him, because his freinds knew nothing. Despite casey's innocence, later that week he was mysteriously murdered in his tree stand while bow hunting. The death was ruled a suicide, but everyone knows who it was (Kortney). Thus ends the story of Caseys perfect life, all because of the cunning trickery of a hot model named Stephania.
wow so i totally think Kevin's was funny!
ReplyDeleteSo Nancy had this friend Bill who had this friend Carry who had this Friend Steve who was cousins with Matt who desperatly needed a date. He allowed Nancy to set him up with some chick named Sylvia. Matt was waiting at Taco Bell waiting for a girl, whom Steve confirmed was goregous, to meet him there. Hours passed and the only thing that was in the store was some chick in all leather and dreadlocks who kept staring at him. Matt was a little freaked out and asked her to stop, but she just smiled and said "Hi Matt!" He was shocked because that hidious women was his date. He could not believe that his friends set him up like this. Sylvia was shoving food in her mouth like it was going out of style and wiping her mouth on her sleeve. Matt was totally disgusted and told her he had to go to the bathroom and he snuck out the window. the end!
There once was a boy named Chester. He was ten years old, and quite the chick magnet. All the young girls would chase him around the playground at school, but for some reason, nobody wanted to "date" him, and he was sad. So during recess one day he asked his friend Martin to help him find a girlfriend. Martin said he had a very good looking cousin named Julia who was nine-and-a-half. Chester said she sounded perfect. The young boys planned to beg their parents to go to McDonalds at the exact same time on Saturday for lunch, because Martin knew that Julia would be at his house that day. That Saturday, their plan worked and at lunchtime Chester walked through the doors to see Martin and a very pretty girl sitting next to him. He timidly walked over to their table and said hi. Julia looked at him, and Chester was immediately in love. After Chester asked his mom to buy her a milk, they sat at the table and chatted while nibbling on their chicken nuggets and fries. After that, they went to the PlayPlace and dove into the ball-pit together. All was going well, they were both having so much fun, and they had lots of fun playing together. Neither one of them wanted to leave. But Chester's mom told him that they had to go, so the young lovebirds hugged and promised that they would call each other sometime if their parents let them.
ReplyDeleteBack at school on Monday, Martin asked Chester how he thought things went. Chester told him that he thought he was in love with Julia. But Martin had some bad news for Chester. He told him that Julia found out that she had to move one hundred miles away for her dad's new job. Chester was very sad because he knew he would never see her again. And he never did. The End.
The worst blind date that I have been on was with this girl named Jeff. We met that night for the blind date at this beautiful restraunt (musical entertainment by Tony Bennet) called The Basking Turtle. When she arrived, I was waiting for her on the outside of her limo door - or so i thought was her limo. After the encounter with the wrong woman, I suddenly felt a tugging on my leg. There standing 3 foot 2 inches from the ground was Jeff. SHE WAS A MIDGET! not only was she a midget, but she wore this spacesuit and had fake green antennas. I decided to go on with the date as planned and by the end I was finding my new midget friend quite interesting...until she told her father was Mr. Glynn.
ReplyDeleteNathan woke up to a shaggin wagon in his driveway. I (Harry Dunn) was the driver, and was about to take Nathan (Lloyd Christmas) on the ride of his life. His flight to Colorado was at 10:00 that morning in Minneapolis. He was just hours away from the mountains of Aspen. Mary Swanson, his date, would be waiting for him at her mansion. I previously set up reservations for a dinner ball. The two were having a wonderful dinner until, Nathan, asked Mary a question. Very gingerly Nathan asked, "So Mary, I've been giving this a lot of thought... and was wondering what the chances of...me....and... you... were of staying together?" Mary shockingly replied, "Not very good." Nathan answered, "So you mean like one in a hundred?" Mary replied,"No, more like one in a million." Nathan smirkingly answered,"So your telling me there's a chance!" Alough a very vaild effort on my part, Nathan and Mary just weren't right for each other =(
ReplyDeleteSo, the other date, Jadra and I decided to set up Rachael on a blind date. Now, I know what you're thinking. She's dating David, so why would she go? Well, David was abducted by aliens and like my grandma always says, distance makes the heart grow fonder - for someone else! So, Jadra and I set up Rachael with Chester. They were supposed to meet at Texas Roadhouse at 7. Jadra and I were spying on them from the next booth, this was too good to pass up. When Rachael saw him for the first time, we could tell that she was pleasently surprised. He was not bad looking! But then he took his coat off to reveal a HOLIDAY SWEATER!!! I had never seen anyone run as fast as Rachael did to get out of that restaurant. Poor Chester!
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