Write a short story that contains the following items: an eggbeater, two cats, sunglasses, fingernail clippers, a lawnmower, hail, liver and onions, and lip balm. Good luck!
There once were two cats named Hail and Liver but they were called Onion and Lip Balm by many because of their putrid odor and chapped skin from all of the sun they were exposed to. Hail and Liver lived in a 1976 Lawnmower van down by Eggbeater River where a typical day for them consisted of clipping their fingernails and pawning sunglasses of off strangers.
Once there was a cat who was looking for a best friend. Nobody liked him because his breath was terrible as he always ate liver and onions. One day during a hail storm, he saw the cat of his dreams! She was a sleek calico,wearing purple sunglasses and cherry lip balm. It was love at first sight. They took shelter underneath a lawnmower, and immediately became best friends. She gave him an eggbeater so he could eat eggs instead of the putrid liver and onions. When they woke up, they were covered in grass clippings. The End.
There once was a blind old lady who wore sunglasses. She HATED felines. Two mischevious cats snuck around her kitchen to eat liver and onions stuck on an old pan. The old lady heard one of the cats and chased them around her house with an eggbeater...but she accidentally broke her window. The broken glass felt like hail. The blind old lady knew the cats must have jumped out the broken window. Furiously, she went into her garage and turned on her lawnmower. She pursued them around the neighborhood. The cats were tired of being chased, so they jumped onto the old lady's lap. She brought them back to her house and clipped their nails with animal nail clippers. Then she locked the helpless cats in a cage, while she obsessively rubbed lip balm on her lips to relieve stress.
One sunny afternoon, a strange occurance took place. It began to hail, even though the sun was out. I had been using the lawnmower to mow the lawn, so I quickly ran inside before I was struck by the lip balm shaped hail chunks. It was very strange. To pass the time, I played with my two cats which had super sharp nails, so I chased after them with the fingernail clippers, but the hid from sight before I could get to them. Dinner was upon us, so I made a wonderful meal of liver and onions, which satisfied me and the cats. The cats were very excited to have a wonderful meal and to be let outside after dinner. I followed them outside ad put on my sunglasses because they looked fancey. I soon realized I had not done my gardening, so I went to the garden. I ended the day by bringing all the eggbeaters I had collected from my garden into the house and adding them to my wonderful collection. I sat on my couch, the cats came and snuggled up next to me. We all took a wonderful nap as the hail began to fall again.
There was a cat named oliver, he lived in an old junk yard with pieces of lawn mower scraps everywhere. He was a lonely kitty thin from lack of food. One day there was a rare hail storm! He ran as fast as he could in one direction, fore when the hail struck the old metal of the junk yard it bounced of and would nail him in the sides. So Oliver kept running and running until he escaped the junk yeard and entered town!! When he was crossing the road he almost got hit my a car, he looked over his shoulder while running away from it, BOOM white furr! As his eye sight recovered he saw this amazingly beautiful white cat! Her name was Lola. She was a southern Bell! She led Oliver back to the house and fed him liver and onions, which he loved! While he was in the house the the owner, an old women with sunglasses and bright red lip balm, chased him out of the house saying that he had razor sharp claws and only cats with clipped nails were welcome! Lola followed Oliver outside. They were in the alley trying to find sharp objects that Oliver could trim his nails on. They stumbled upon an old egg beater, but that was not sharp enough. Finally they found a p[air of nail clippers. They managed to trim Olivers nails, and the old lady with sunglasses and bright red lip balm allowed Oliver to stay in the house with Lola!
One day when I was snacking on liver and onions while riding my lawnmower to work, I came across two cats. One cat wore bright purple sunglasses and the other was wearing purple lip balm! I thought to myself that this was a very strange sight but kept on going. After work I like to take a hike on the Eggbeater Trail just outside of town. I was about 3 miles in to my walk when it started hailing! I ran under the cover of a giant tree but the hail still kept hitting me! I heard a clicking sound and when I looked up the two cats I saw earlier were clipping their nails! That is when I discovered that the "hail" was not hail at all but nail clippings! Gross.
There once was a cat named O'malley (no reference to Aristocats here...besides mabye his charming looks and smooth personality) O'malley was strolling under a darkening sky through an old alley (he is of course an alley cat) when he happened upon an eggbeater. Now O'malley had never been a great cook , but seeing the eggbeater really inspired him. He took it home,filed it with his nail clippers, and polished it with some old lip balm. While working in the kitchen he caught of glance of a gorgeous feline outside the window. She was struggling in the storm, trying rather unsuccessfully to shield herself from the hail with an over sized pair of sunglasses. He rushed out to help her and brought her into the little room. She offered her groceries to him,liver and onions, as a thank you gift, but he refused. She insisted and so O'malley, being quite the charmer, agreed on the terms that she would stay for a supper he prepared out of them. He drew out his knife, which he had fashioned from an old lawnmower blade and began slicing the onions. They ate a delicious meal and were very happy to be inside the warm house, instead of outside in the blizzard. The End
One day while I was riding my lawnmower around the block, two cats came into sight. As I turned around the corner, the smell of liver and onions radiated of the two felines, making my eyes water profusely. It began to hail, so I kicked my lawnmower up into high gear and hauled butt home. The two feline friends followed me. I tried to chase them away with my eggbeater, but the persistently jumped onto the stoop. I figured since they wouldn't leave, I would take care of them. I clipped their nails with a nail clipper and fed them cat food instead of liver and onions.
There once were two cats named Hail and Liver but they were called Onion and Lip Balm by many because of their putrid odor and chapped skin from all of the sun they were exposed to. Hail and Liver lived in a 1976 Lawnmower van down by Eggbeater River where a typical day for them consisted of clipping their fingernails and pawning sunglasses of off strangers.
ReplyDeleteOnce there was a cat who was looking for a best friend. Nobody liked him because his breath was terrible as he always ate liver and onions. One day during a hail storm, he saw the cat of his dreams! She was a sleek calico,wearing purple sunglasses and cherry lip balm. It was love at first sight. They took shelter underneath a lawnmower, and immediately became best friends. She gave him an eggbeater so he could eat eggs instead of the putrid liver and onions. When they woke up, they were covered in grass clippings. The End.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a blind old lady who wore sunglasses. She HATED felines. Two mischevious cats snuck around her kitchen to eat liver and onions stuck on an old pan. The old lady heard one of the cats and chased them around her house with an eggbeater...but she accidentally broke her window. The broken glass felt like hail. The blind old lady knew the cats must have jumped out the broken window. Furiously, she went into her garage and turned on her lawnmower. She pursued them around the neighborhood. The cats were tired of being chased, so they jumped onto the old lady's lap. She brought them back to her house and clipped their nails with animal nail clippers. Then she locked the helpless cats in a cage, while she obsessively rubbed lip balm on her lips to relieve stress.
ReplyDeleteOne sunny afternoon, a strange occurance took place. It began to hail, even though the sun was out. I had been using the lawnmower to mow the lawn, so I quickly ran inside before I was struck by the lip balm shaped hail chunks. It was very strange. To pass the time, I played with my two cats which had super sharp nails, so I chased after them with the fingernail clippers, but the hid from sight before I could get to them. Dinner was upon us, so I made a wonderful meal of liver and onions, which satisfied me and the cats. The cats were very excited to have a wonderful meal and to be let outside after dinner. I followed them outside ad put on my sunglasses because they looked fancey. I soon realized I had not done my gardening, so I went to the garden. I ended the day by bringing all the eggbeaters I had collected from my garden into the house and adding them to my wonderful collection. I sat on my couch, the cats came and snuggled up next to me. We all took a wonderful nap as the hail began to fall again.
ReplyDeleteThere was a cat named oliver, he lived in an old junk yard with pieces of lawn mower scraps everywhere. He was a lonely kitty thin from lack of food. One day there was a rare hail storm! He ran as fast as he could in one direction, fore when the hail struck the old metal of the junk yard it bounced of and would nail him in the sides. So Oliver kept running and running until he escaped the junk yeard and entered town!! When he was crossing the road he almost got hit my a car, he looked over his shoulder while running away from it, BOOM white furr! As his eye sight recovered he saw this amazingly beautiful white cat! Her name was Lola. She was a southern Bell! She led Oliver back to the house and fed him liver and onions, which he loved! While he was in the house the the owner, an old women with sunglasses and bright red lip balm, chased him out of the house saying that he had razor sharp claws and only cats with clipped nails were welcome! Lola followed Oliver outside. They were in the alley trying to find sharp objects that Oliver could trim his nails on. They stumbled upon an old egg beater, but that was not sharp enough. Finally they found a p[air of nail clippers. They managed to trim Olivers nails, and the old lady with sunglasses and bright red lip balm allowed Oliver to stay in the house with Lola!
ReplyDeletekinda lame! :P
Jenni Gust
One day when I was snacking on liver and onions while riding my lawnmower to work, I came across two cats. One cat wore bright purple sunglasses and the other was wearing purple lip balm! I thought to myself that this was a very strange sight but kept on going. After work I like to take a hike on the Eggbeater Trail just outside of town. I was about 3 miles in to my walk when it started hailing! I ran under the cover of a giant tree but the hail still kept hitting me! I heard a clicking sound and when I looked up the two cats I saw earlier were clipping their nails! That is when I discovered that the "hail" was not hail at all but nail clippings! Gross.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a cat named O'malley (no reference to Aristocats here...besides mabye his charming looks and smooth personality) O'malley was strolling under a darkening sky through an old alley (he is of course an alley cat) when he happened upon an eggbeater. Now O'malley had never been a great cook , but seeing the eggbeater really inspired him. He took it home,filed it with his nail clippers, and polished it with some old lip balm. While working in the kitchen he caught of glance of a gorgeous feline outside the window. She was struggling in the storm, trying rather unsuccessfully to shield herself from the hail with an over sized pair of sunglasses. He rushed out to help her and brought her into the little room. She offered her groceries to him,liver and onions, as a thank you gift, but he refused. She insisted and so O'malley, being quite the charmer, agreed on the terms that she would stay for a supper he prepared out of them. He drew out his knife, which he had fashioned from an old lawnmower blade and began slicing the onions. They ate a delicious meal and were very happy to be inside the warm house, instead of outside in the blizzard.
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One day while I was riding my lawnmower around the block, two cats came into sight. As I turned around the corner, the smell of liver and onions radiated of the two felines, making my eyes water profusely. It began to hail, so I kicked my lawnmower up into high gear and hauled butt home. The two feline friends followed me. I tried to chase them away with my eggbeater, but the persistently jumped onto the stoop. I figured since they wouldn't leave, I would take care of them. I clipped their nails with a nail clipper and fed them cat food instead of liver and onions.
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