Friday, January 11, 2013
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Imagine that you are on a plane and sitting next to you is that one really famous celebrity that you cannot stand. Every time you see this person in the media (t.v., movies, TMZ, etc.), you just want to smack the smug look right off his/her face, and now you have to sit next to this person for a twelve hour flight. Who is this person? What do you talk about (because you know that s/he will engage you in conversation)? What happens? Be creative and descriptive.
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Oh. My. God. Tom Cruiz is sitting next to me right now...Just having him next to me gives me the heebee jeebees and now I just want to cut all of my skin off. Of course he just wants to talk about himself and how amazing he is. I am quick to tell him that I can't stand him or his movies and that he is just nasty. My honesty makes him realize that nobody likes him and he finally stops his terrible acting in his awful movies. You're welcome people.
ReplyDeleteIt's Nicki Minaj! I barely recognize her since everytime shes in public her hair is a different color! Ugh she's sitting here like she owns the plane! She asks me what I am listening to and if I like her music. So i give her the honest truth, I hate her music and she should probably stick to one color of hair and not wear as much make up cause she kind of has an orange glow and looks like an Umpa Lumpa! She doesn't talk to me for the rest of the flight! Thank God!
ReplyDeleteSo I get on this plane and when I get to my seat Miley Cyrus is sitting next to me. I ask the flight attendent if I can sit somewhere else, but she wont let me. I take my seat and Miley tries to act like she is a huge deal, but really she is not. She kept going on and on about how famous she was and how she always gets asked for autographs and picturs. She tried to get me to ask for one to, and she was so desparete that she was practically begging me to ask. She got so annoying, that I just punched her in the face. I broke her nose and hopefully she will get reconstructive surgury to fix her anoying smile.
ReplyDeleteI start walking down the ramp of the airplane, and Lindsay Lohan is walking in front of me. I pray I don't sit next to her. Well, I get on the plane and she sits right next to me. She reeks of tobacco and alcohol. I do everything I can not to throw up. I casually ask her what happened to the cute little Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap? She looks at me with her huge buggy eyes, and she scowls. I am so grossed out by her sitting next to me, that I don't know how to handle it. Everyone on the plane is gawking and drooling because they are on the same plane as her. I am the complete opposite and I tell her that she needs to clean up and get her life straightened out because she doesn't realize how good she really has it. I talk the entire plane ride about how much she has screwed up since her young adulthood. The problem with me talking the whole way is, it was a straight flight from LAX to China... ;)
ReplyDeleteOk so I am sitting in an airplane and on my left is A-rod and on my right is A-rod. The one on the left is Alex and on the right is Aaron. I would only be able to be nice for a while. At some point I would turn to my right and talk to Aaron about what steriods have done to the game of baseball and people who use them won't be in the hall of fame. And to be nice I would cut him of when he is about to give his opinion and start talking to Alex about the greatest qauterbacks in the NFL history. I would bring up Brett Favre so many times it would make him mad. By the end of it they would want to beat me up.
ReplyDeleteI sat down on the plane ready for a great flight and then here comes Larry The Cable Guy. Oh man, he is so annoying. Then just my luck, he sits right next to me. The flight takes off and he is already rambling on and on about all of his television shows! I cannot stand it! I sometimes answer his questions for me, but his face is so scruffly and gross I dont even want to look at him. He has a strange odor to him. It is probably from the cut-off tshirts that he wears constantly. Or even the gross jeans he wears. Anyway, he think he is so funny while he is talking to me, like he is a great comedian or something. I just cant really stand that cable man. Thank goodness the flight was over, because that was a loooong twelve hours..
ReplyDeleteOf course...I decided to fly out from Milwaukee instead of the cities. Sure enough, there's Aaron Rodgers sitting next to me...Heading to San Fransisco on a whim, I should've noticed the connection. But about halfway through a flight of awkward silence, he starts talking about how he has a big weekend ahead of him. I didn't say anything for the next 6 hours. We just sat in awkward silence. Suddenly, the plane comes to a stop in sunny San Francisco. I drop my extremely unnecessarily heavy suitcase into the side of his knee whipping it around and forcing a collapse. I finally answer him "You don't anymore" and walk proudly off the plane as the man writhes on the ground with a torn ACL.
ReplyDeleteI get onto my plane to take my seat, and who's sitting next to me but the one and only Christina Aguilera. She is probabaly one of the most annoying people ever and always shows off her singing on the voice. Her make up today is awful, I can hardly even see her eyes because of how much she has on!(She looks like a raccoon.) She then breaks into song on the plane so I throw a water bottle at her head and knock her out. Let's just say she was quiet for the rest of the plane ride!
ReplyDeleteI am sitting on an air plane and I look over and sitting next to me is Trump. I think that is his name. The really rich guy that has that tv show. He is very anoying and I cannt stand him. I dont know if he is a cellebraty but I dont like him. I could not take it I would ask to be move and if he did sit next to me and talk to me. The only thing I can see him saying is stuff about money and that some one is fired.
ReplyDeleteI get into the plane and sit down, right next to me is Kristen Stewart. Her face is emotionless like usual. She starts talking about how she cheated on Rob and its very annoying because I hate her and cheaters. She is looking like she just woke up.. a mess. I plug in my headphones and ignore her.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise has decided to sit down next to me. This is gross. He tries talking to about his previous movies and I tell him to shut up because I would never watch a movie with him in it. You bother the snot out of me and I do not even know why. Maybe it is your face, maybe it is your hair, maybe I have an anti Tom Cruise setting in my brain. He sits there stunned and I tell him that I truly am sorry and it's not my fault. He should just really stop acting. The world would be a much better place.
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting in my seat on a business trip, just minding my own business and all of the sudden, I hear this voice behind me. It is a very pecuiliar voice, and I soon relize that is Barack Obama. I let out a heavy sigh and tell him to please quiet down. His secret service agents thankfully were preoccupied with prostitutes so they didn't get in the way. He and I stuck up quite a conversation and I quickly showed him that he needs to do a better job as Predident. I tried to avoid detail so he didn't get too offended. He decided it would be a good decision to resign but I told him to just stick it out because no one wants Joe Biden to be President. It was a good trip.
ReplyDeleteI find my seat on the plane, and who is sitting next to me Connan O'Brian. My first instinct is to turn around and walk off the plane, then I just want to rip his hair out. I hate his hair so annoying and floppy. He looks at me and says something. I didnt hear what all I heard was his high pitched annoying voice. He kept talking as the plane took off, I tried to zone it out but just couldnt do it. I finally turned to him and let loose you should have seen the look on his face. I thought he got the point but his mouth kept moving again. I couldnt take it anymore. he got up to go to the bathroom, and i dug through my carry on, i got my i pod out. When he came back i played a loud boom, he yelled bomb! thats the last I saw him.
ReplyDeleteWell, you'll never guess who i had to sit by today. It was Pitbull. He was wearing sunglasses and a creepy white suit. I sat down and immediately he starts chatting with me, making ridiculous rhymes up and talking about his party life. When i had had enough of the talk about miami, I stood up and told him to shut it. He seemed shocked, because apparently nobody has ever mentioned to him how annoying he is. He really had never realized that he is creepy looking either. He apologized and became a better artist.
ReplyDeleteGuys, you will never guess who I got stuck next to on my twelve hour flight! I had to sit next to the most repulsive person alive. He smelt so bad, and his hair was gross. The whole flight he sang to himself and expected other people to enjoy it. Yeah, you guessed it. I had to sit next to Justin Bieber!
ReplyDeleteI am just sitting down on a plane when I see who is sitting next to me. Marylin Manson. He is in his creepy get up and has more make-up on than I do! I pay the extra to sit in first class..Hunter Hayes is there!
ReplyDeleteI went to sit down in my seat and it turns out the seats are taken so I was upgraded to first class. Well this is awesome I did not even have to pay, I wonder why no one wants to sit first class? I look over and there he is Barack Obama. Now I know why no one else is not sitting up here. I keep telling myself it will be ok as long as he does not start saying the three words. It was a pretty good flight, I did not really see him or here him because the secret service muffled his voice and blocked most of my vision. Then he said it, "hope and change, that is what this country needs." and that is all he kept saying that same thing over and over again. I could not take it anymore so I grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. Best decision ever.
ReplyDeleteIm sitting on the plane and i look over to see Angelina Jolie. She is sitting right next to me with her 50 adopted kids and Brad Pit. I like brad pit's acting but Angelina I do not care for. She is not that great of an actor but those two are the most popular celebrities alive and for what? There are much better actor in the world and they don't nearly get as much press as those two. So i ask them for their autographs so i can sell them on ebay later for some extra cash. Then i waited for Angelina to go to the bath room. As she walked past the exit of the plane I used my ninja skills to put her in a parachute and i launched her out the open door. Im assuming she landed somewhere deep in the amazon since we were on a plane to brazil. Im sure she'll be fine, after all she was a tomb raider so this should be a walk in the park.
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