Tuesday, January 8, 2013
1-8-2013
Today you get to lie and write about it. On a separate sheet of paper, free write on things you wish you had done or could do. Mix the possible (I wish I could visit the Grand Canyon) with the impossible (I wish I could be invisible). Once done with that, write a story or poem claiming that you did do all that you said you wish you had done or could do. Example: "I published a book when I was thirty and the book became an international best seller. After that I took up ballet and became an accomplished ballerina in only three weeks. I am appearing at the Met on Saturday." This is only a short example. Be sure that your example is of a "healthy" length.
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I married Joe Mauer and then I became a multimillionaire. I got to be the first women player in the NBA and got to play for the Heat. I have a house that is the biggest hours in the whole world and I have someone who does everything for me whenever I want them to. I have traveled the world, I have been to every place that you can imagine. I have a private airplane so I can get in the plane and fly wherever I want to. I have my own horse ranch in Arizona with 100 horses that I can ride whenever I want to. I have gotten to meet everyone that you could ever imagine, and I have a autograph of them all. I have my own indoor pool and basketball court. I also have 10 adopted kids from around the world. I have the best life anyone can ever imagine!
ReplyDeleteWell Luke Bryan just divorced his wife and married me because I am an amazing singer! We live in a huge house with our three children together and then our adopted seven children. (We are such loving people.) Now I am so rich and everyone wants to be me. Even NASA was amazed by how awesome I was so they asked me to go to the moon just so they could get a picture of me on it. I wasn't going to accept the offer because I have such a BUSY life, but I thought hey why not? I was actually the first person to ever break dance on the moon, I'm now known world wide for that as well. They are going to start a break dancing sport in the olympics now because the USA wants me to be in it and get a for sure gold. I also recently won the Natinal Oreo eating contest, I'm kind of a big deal.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Myers, do you believe in reincarnation? Neither did I when I was your age...But way back then I was the ruler of an underground nation known as Yan Itoria. Because it was an underground nation we had no set boundaries, but it stretched from central Spain to southern Germany. Our nation's members could identify each other with the phrase "Peanut butter egg dirt." I loved my queen (when she was a pretty young thing...after that, not so much...) but she died before I did. My greatest accomplishment as a ruler was putting an end to The Great Rebellion of People Who We May Or May Not Have Driven Away from Their Villages, Homes, and/or Families. I ruled well...But then I died...So here I is now!
ReplyDeleteI went to alaska. I saw a alot of different animals. I saw a polarbear. Then I went to africa I didnt like how hot it was but I saw alot of differnt things. Then I went to Astrailia because I wanted to see a kangaroo. Then I stole the kangaroo just because I liked it. I hid it on the plane. But it jumped out somewhere along the way. After that I found a case of money and purchased an island. On the island I found bigfoot. So then I went and found my kangaroo it had lived. I showed the kangaroo to big foot thinking they would be friends but bigfoot ate him. so I guese I was ok with it because then I didnt have to remember to feed it.Then to finish it off I want to colorado elk hunting and got a big elk.
ReplyDeleteWhen I turned the ripe old age of four- I split my first atom. The Nobel Academy insisted that I become a lifetime member and the face of the modern age. I of course agreed and was an international symbol of success.. and freedom. The next day I won Publisher's Clearing House and was awarded $5,000 a week for life. I informed them that I never played the lottery but they insisted. I bought the goverment of China and became a fair and just dictator over one billion of my people. They cast gold statues of me and I melted them down and redistributed them into the currency system. I ended up making a living being a high end art theif and gathered quite a collection. Then there was the private space company I founded but that is another story...
ReplyDeleteI time traveled back to the days when Native Americans roamed freely. They accepted me into their tribe and I bacame a Native American. Nature became a part of me. I talked to the animals and tackled a buffalo. The English were stopped by me from entering the country. Today Native Americans still rule North America. The invasion of their lands by the English did not succeed.
ReplyDeleteI live in Antartica for a few months out of the year. I have a shed with a few racing snowmobiles in it for me and friends to ride around on. I won a contest and have my own plane to fly from the U.S. to Antartica. I have a pet fox and love both of my homes.
ReplyDeleteToday I became a dinosaur, the flying kind. I roamed the sky and looked down upon the other dinosaurs. I was the leader of all other dinosaurs because I protected them from all of the evil doing of nature. Every third full moon we all gather under the big tree and feast on ice cream. After that, we dance around an open fire and make scary noises to fend off any bad demons around us. We live very peacefully with my ruling the dino clan. Forever we lived this way and lived forever.
ReplyDeleteI now live in a beach house in L.A. I also own a house at near Colfax(for visits) and one in the country a little ways from L.A. I spend my days working as an actress and singer, and have finally learned to play my guitar and piano. When I manage to vacation, I do fantastical things. I swordfight demons and save villages with magic just like in the stories from when I was little. Then I explore coral reefs for hours on end without even having to worry about breathing(or sharks...I can swim faster). Maybe someday i'll get to find Atlantis.
ReplyDeleteWhen you look at me, you see an ordinary girl, but I am actually really talented. I am the world's greatest con-man; I know how to steal and forge anything. I can pick pocket anyone and everyone and they wouldn't even know it. I will give you a hint, use your index and middle finger so your thumb never hits the mark. I would tell you a little bit of my biggest scores, but I don't know if you would rat me out. I will tell you that I own my own island out in the Caribbean. It is really great there. Being the good conman that I am, I have all the knowledge of the world. I know all about history, the real history, not the stories you teachers try to teach us. I speak about 17 languages and fluent in 9. I am so great at math and science, it just comes nauturally to me. Machanics and technology took me a bit to figure out, but know I got it all down. I can pick every so called unpickable lock. I also can write computer programs that give me any kind of information I want, even information from government computers. I am such a great conman.
ReplyDeleteTwo years ago i found out that i am not an ordinary teenager! I'm charmed! I know everything about everyone, i can read their minds! Besides i can migrate from one place to another without any effort! I just disappear and occur on the final destination!
ReplyDeleteBack in the day, I could bench three hundred pounds but then, that was before "the accident". This accident of indescribable horror left me unable to lift weights, thus changing my body physic from Arnold Schwarzenegger, to what it is now. However, the accident was not all bad. After waking up I discovered that I was cured of my type two diabetes, also I no longer had sleep apnea.
ReplyDeleteI am living in a nice apartment in New York. I then become the biggest star on Broadway in the musical Hairspray. Why only be the star in one musical, when I could be the star in two? I become the star of Sound of Music. When people come to watch me out on Broadway, I start getting a serious amount of calls from major businesses saying they want me in every country. I become the biggewst star in history and people never forget my name.
ReplyDeleteI live by a city out in the country. I live there because I do not like being around people. Everyday I go for a 27 mile run and after I do 49 laps in my indoor swimming pool. I am obviously married to Jordy Nelson and we have a mansion and 11 little Nelson's running around! All of them are in a private school and honor students. Every Saturday, we go on a vacation with our teleporter. Last weekend, we all went to Africa and wrestled hippo's!
ReplyDeleteWhen I graduate high school I got a full scholarship and I graduated college with amazing grades. I met Ryan Gosling, who is also a doctor, and we fell in love. He got me flowers every day and proposed to me. I said yes and he bought me a new car. We got married and moved to California where we had a house built. I started a chain of dentist offices to contribute to our household. We had a year of exciting young marriage before I got pregnant with the first of three children. Lydia, Jacob, and Dakota are their names. I have a rocking body with a designer that picks out my clothes. Last year for our ten year anniversary Ryan got me a beach house in Hawaii, and we are leaving for a month vacation while the kids stay with Ryan's mother.
ReplyDeleteI have finally married the man of my dreams, Aaron Rodgers! He first noticed me when I was at one of his games but he did not have time to come talk to me. He retired shortly after we got married and we now have a home in his hometown, Green Bay and one right on the beach in Florida! I graduated college and now am working at my dream job which allows me to move all over since we are always visiting relatives and Aaron is doing interviews and camps for high schools. We have two children Owen and Isabella, they are adorable!
ReplyDeleteFinally Kovu has learned to be a loving cat. He never bites, or stalks you around corners. But maybe he just decided to change after talking with my new pet, a giraffe! I moved to Kenya and inherited the Giraffe Manor. Kovu and I live here with all of the animal inhabitants, mostly giraffes. They poke their heads through the windows every morning to greet me and ask for a treat. Kovu likes to sit on top of their heads as they wander around the plains.
ReplyDeleteI have an interesting story to tell. This morning i got up earlier that usual, and i found that i had some extra time to make a laborious breakfast. I cooked up a storm. During this crazy cooking kerfuffle, I may have added some unknown spices and some mystical looking ingredients. I took no note of this at the time, but looking back I realize that I must have put some really funky stuff in it. Because when i removed the lid of the pot, a wisp of sparkly, blue vapor came out! The vapor solidified into what I could easily tell was a genie! I knew i was in luck as soon as i saw him. He went on with the usual speech, three wishes, yada yada yada...But I knew what i wanted before he even gave me time to think. I told him, and my wish came true! Can you guess what i asked for? Yep, I am really telling you this story from inside my very own, brand new, snuggie.
ReplyDeleteWell I have successfully bought my legendary flying lemurgator. It was coincidentally riding on a unicorn but I thought that unicorns were way to overrated. I brought it home to my summer home on the moon. It was a long ride because someone thought it would be funny to press all of the button on the space elevator that I created, dang kids! When I got there I saw that some moon bears were running around outside and was nervous; but then I realized it was just Garrett dressed in a costume reliving our days back when we fought in Vietnam. After I dropped off the lemurgator in the capable hands of Garrett, I went back down to my home in Colfax. Just as I arrived the president met with me to ask me to save the world... again. This time was not saving it from the zombie apocalypse though. I needed to save the world from aliens because some idiot art thief with his private space company accidentally created the proper transportation for the aliens to get to earth. So naturally I took up arms to defeat the menace. After a long arduous battle, lasting what seemed like years but in reality was a day, the only alien left was the alien leader his name was actually Hitler. I had only a paper clip, bamboo, and a rock. We had ourselves a Mexican standoff. He started running at me, I took the bamboo and whittled it out to make it hollow, bent the paper clip, and sharpened it on the rock. He was getting closer now as I loaded the paper clip into the bamboo, took aim and shot... I missed wide left! Just as he got to me I took the rock out and with my mighty force threw it and with deadly accuracy hitting him directly in the head. I had done it, saved the world again.
ReplyDeleteToday i finally woke up and didnt feel tired all day. With my new energy i went out and bought myself a spaceship with the money i had gotten from the power ball. I won the power ball because of my energy my brain was working at full power and i could see into the future to get the numbers. I then took my spaceship to Mars and found out that its pretty boring there. I looked at my watch and saw that i was late for school so i drove my spaceship back to earth and then to school. Within that day i had graduated from school because i was so smart.
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