At four o’clock today the local supermarket got robbed. Sources tell us that all the robbers looked exactly the same, which makes us connect the robber with two robbers committed in Chicago last week. For one of those, sources told the police that all of the robbers looked like Elvis Presley. Nobody took this serious until the police found a security tape from one of the stores. Now is the big question where those Elvis clones come from. How has made them? Because we can be sure that the robbers are not real human beings; a ripped arm were found in one of the stores. So be alert, the police welcomes all clues that can help them find the clones. /Jennifer
For some, this may not seem so bad. Everywhere we look there is wonderful music being sung. This in fact has become a problem, becuase some of the elvis clones have been abducted, and we cannot seem to find the "real" elvis! Some say that the "real" elvis was the culptrate behind all of this, they say he created these clones so that he could slip away and live a peaceful life without poparazi. People are abducting elvis (probably trying to find the real one)so they can have the pleasures of elvis in their own home! This insanity has got to stop!
There is a warrant coming out to search all homes in search and conviscation of all elvis's. If you deny the truth, or try to hide your elvis... we will fine your and take you in for questioning! This is not a game! We must find the real Elvis!!
Elvis. Elvis Elvis Elvis. Lately I have been seeing him everywhere. I saw him at the playground the other day, scaring all the children. I saw him on TV last night, running for President. (PAH!) I saw him at the mall, searching for some rhinestones, and I saw him at the bookstore, looking up info on himself. I thought he was dead. I guess not.
I'm not a huge elvis fan so i guess i'd just run away from all the clones that were taking over the world. Oh and i'd hit them with a bat to kill them!!
Robert Clover, CEO of RCOWTA (Research Center of Weird Things America) made an interesting find yesterday as he was walking on the upper north peninsula of Oregon's Canon Beach. He described his experience to local press earlier this morning "As i was walking, i could hear music..undecipherable music...and vibrations underneath my feet. Before I knew it, i was swallowed whole by some being...it was warm and chunky inside of the stomach and the music got louder and louder and i realized that it was elvis presley's songs playing. Then some guy came and cut me out of the stomach.the end.
Many around the world have seen or at least heard of Elvis Presley impersonators. Recently there have been many Elvis sightings around the world. We thought nothing of it at first, of course. But there is no doubt that somewhere someone is creating clones of the King of Rock and is taking over the world one clone at a time. Don’t believe us? Well, then you clearly haven’t been paying any attention to the news.
It has been reported that these clones are NOT safe. Some of the clones have been going to area nursing homes to woo all the old grannies until they die, holding concerts until people’s feet fall off, making Justin Bieber cry tears of jealousy because of the clones’ epic hair flipping (not that we really care about that), vintage cars crashing into everything and everyone in sight, and so much more.
No one knows who is creating these clones. However, we are doing everything to the best of our abilities to find the creator of these clones. It is strongly suggested that you find somewhere safe and stay there until this has been done.
Elvis clones are taking over the world! They are filling every sidewalk, playing with their guitar cases out for money. They are filling every concert hall, and people are forced to listen to the same Elvis songs over and over again. Rhinestones are a part of every single piece of clothing, along with a pair of white boots and a comb. The clones are not safe to be around, because they will force you to wear an elvis wig and costume.
*******NEWS FLASH******* Elvis is President. Elvis robbed a bank? Wait, what Elvis are we talking about here? That's a hard question to answer because EVERYONE looks like Elvis. The only music on the radio and sold in stores are his albums. Everyone's hair style is the same. Drugs became legal. This is a very different, dark time. All other people who try to be individuals are sent to an island with no food to die. The end.
WARNING: Elvis clones have been located in the Northern part of Canada and it has been established that they are planning on taking over the world. Everyone stay indoors and protect yourselves by any means possible. These clones will stop at nothing and are highly talented at singing, so do not be fooled by their abilities to sing and dance. More updates will be broadcasted soon about this serious situation. All be on full alert. Thank you, Thank you very much
At four o’clock today the local supermarket got robbed. Sources tell us that all the robbers looked exactly the same, which makes us connect the robber with two robbers committed in Chicago last week. For one of those, sources told the police that all of the robbers looked like Elvis Presley. Nobody took this serious until the police found a security tape from one of the stores. Now is the big question where those Elvis clones come from. How has made them? Because we can be sure that the robbers are not real human beings; a ripped arm were found in one of the stores. So be alert, the police welcomes all clues that can help them find the clones.
ReplyDelete/Jennifer
Elvis Clones are taking over the world!!
ReplyDeleteFor some, this may not seem so bad. Everywhere we look there is wonderful music being sung. This in fact has become a problem, becuase some of the elvis clones have been abducted, and we cannot seem to find the "real" elvis! Some say that the "real" elvis was the culptrate behind all of this, they say he created these clones so that he could slip away and live a peaceful life without poparazi. People are abducting elvis (probably trying to find the real one)so they can have the pleasures of elvis in their own home! This insanity has got to stop!
There is a warrant coming out to search all homes in search and conviscation of all elvis's. If you deny the truth, or try to hide your elvis... we will fine your and take you in for questioning! This is not a game! We must find the real Elvis!!
Jenni Gust
Elvis. Elvis Elvis Elvis. Lately I have been seeing him everywhere. I saw him at the playground the other day, scaring all the children. I saw him on TV last night, running for President. (PAH!) I saw him at the mall, searching for some rhinestones, and I saw him at the bookstore, looking up info on himself. I thought he was dead. I guess not.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a huge elvis fan so i guess i'd just run away from all the clones that were taking over the world. Oh and i'd hit them with a bat to kill them!!
ReplyDeleteRobert Clover, CEO of RCOWTA (Research Center of Weird Things America) made an interesting find yesterday as he was walking on the upper north peninsula of Oregon's Canon Beach. He described his experience to local press earlier this morning "As i was walking, i could hear music..undecipherable music...and vibrations underneath my feet. Before I knew it, i was swallowed whole by some being...it was warm and chunky inside of the stomach and the music got louder and louder and i realized that it was elvis presley's songs playing. Then some guy came and cut me out of the stomach.the end.
ReplyDeleteMany around the world have seen or at least heard of Elvis Presley impersonators. Recently there have been many Elvis sightings around the world. We thought nothing of it at first, of course. But there is no doubt that somewhere someone is creating clones of the King of Rock and is taking over the world one clone at a time. Don’t believe us? Well, then you clearly haven’t been paying any attention to the news.
ReplyDeleteIt has been reported that these clones are NOT safe. Some of the clones have been going to area nursing homes to woo all the old grannies until they die, holding concerts until people’s feet fall off, making Justin Bieber cry tears of jealousy because of the clones’ epic hair flipping (not that we really care about that), vintage cars crashing into everything and everyone in sight, and so much more.
No one knows who is creating these clones. However, we are doing everything to the best of our abilities to find the creator of these clones. It is strongly suggested that you find somewhere safe and stay there until this has been done.
Elvis clones are taking over the world!
ReplyDeleteThey are filling every sidewalk, playing with their guitar cases out for money. They are filling every concert hall, and people are forced to listen to the same Elvis songs over and over again. Rhinestones are a part of every single piece of clothing, along with a pair of white boots and a comb. The clones are not safe to be around, because they will force you to wear an elvis wig and costume.
Heeeeee's baaaaAAaaAAck!
ReplyDelete*******NEWS FLASH*******
Elvis is President. Elvis robbed a bank? Wait, what Elvis are we talking about here? That's a hard question to answer because EVERYONE looks like Elvis. The only music on the radio and sold in stores are his albums. Everyone's hair style is the same. Drugs became legal. This is a very different, dark time. All other people who try to be individuals are sent to an island with no food to die. The end.
WARNING: Elvis clones have been located in the Northern part of Canada and it has been established that they are planning on taking over the world. Everyone stay indoors and protect yourselves by any means possible. These clones will stop at nothing and are highly talented at singing, so do not be fooled by their abilities to sing and dance. More updates will be broadcasted soon about this serious situation. All be on full alert.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Thank you very much