Today I want you to stretch your creative writing gene. Imagine that you are on a plane and sitting next to you is that one really famous celebrity that you just cannot stand. Every time you see this person in the media (t.v., movies, etc.), you just want to smack the smug look right off his/her face, and now you have to sit next to this person for a twelve hour flight.
Who is this person? What do you talk about (because you know s/he will engage you in conversation)? What happens? Be creative! Be descriptive!
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I would sit next to Miley Cyrus.
ReplyDeleteWe are sitting in the very back of the plane. Miley is wearing leather. I am wearing a pair of boots she really likes, and she asks me where I bought them. I don't respond because I don't want her to buy the same boots that I have. I pretend to be listenng to my ipod. She pokes me, so again, I don't respond. I pretend to be asleep. she wakes me up singing party in the u.s.a. I punch her. She starts crying and the rest of the passangers applaud. She jumps out of the hatch with an emergency parachute and lands in the arctic ocean. She is rescued by a fisherman three days later and is mentally traumatized for life.
I'm sitting between Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus.
ReplyDeleteWe're sitting on the plane and Miley and Demi are yapping none stop. I'm trying to sleep and they will not shut up. I turn to both of them and ask them politely to stop talking. They look at me and laugh. I get mad and yell at them. The flight attendant hears us and comes over. She sees who I'm yelling at and kicks them out of their first class seats.She puts them in regular seating with weird people. Miley gets puked on by a baby and Demi gets hit in the head constantly by some brat behind her. Then people start making fun of them for going to rehab and smoking pot. It turns out that not many people like them. Demi starts to cut herself and Miley pulls out some weed. Then they both get thrown out the window.(Wearing parachutes I guess)
The end. :)
I'm sitting in a row with Ryan Reynolds, Miley Cyrus, Snookie, Kanye West, Ashley Tisdale, and Kevin Federline.
ReplyDeleteI would introduce myself and strike up normal conversation..well it probably wouldn't be that normal...just because I dislike them in movies and whatnot doesn't mean that they would be bad to talk to...well...some of them would be very bad to talk to. "Ryan, you've got to stop with that lisp thing." "Miley, stop pursing your lips, and acting like a bad girl." "Snookie...ugh." "Kanye, you're rude." "Ashley, you aren't 5 years old." "K-Fed, woah, its K-Fed..."
wait wait wait...lets add Kesha to my row.
ReplyDeleteor better yet...lets not.
ReplyDeleteI would sit next to Kate Gosslin. (aka Kate plus 8)
ReplyDeleteI wasn't exactly sitting next to her, I was sitting next to her adorible little kids, she on the other hand was a couple rows up riding first class. Thoughs he wasn't sitting next to be I was incredibly anouyed with her, she was talking on her phone while the plane was taking off!! Which you're not supposed to do. Plus everyone knew that it wasn't an important bussiness call, she was talking to her plastic surgan about her book job, and lipo suction!! The plain couldn't take off untill all of the phones were off, but she wouldnt listen to the flight attendents, and she proceeded on making a huge scene on the plane, and EVERYONE was annouyed!! (to be continued...the bell rang!)
Jenni gust
I would sit in between Dick Vitale an Kyle Singler.
ReplyDeleteOn the plane, all they talked about was Duke's basketball team. For some reason, whenever Dick talked, he had to yell. A the end of every sentence, he felt like he had to say "baby". All Kyle Singler had to talk about was how great he was. he just sat in his seat with a stupid look on his face. It was the worst plane ride i have ever been on.
I, unfortunately, would end up sitting next to Justin Bieber. D:
ReplyDeleteThe only reason why I’d ended up on the wrong plane because the people at the airport goofed up on my flight ticket. Instead of flying to New York, I was stuck in a first-class flight to California. Of course, I didn’t complain about that. First-class was pretty sweet, and California is so much warmer than New York. All was well … until I had to sit with the hair-flipping pop-R&B singer: Justin Bieber.
DUN-DUN-DUN!
At first everything was alright. Bieber tried starting up conversation with me about the most random of things, but I just ignored him. After about ten minutes of not getting a response from me, he gave up and left me in peace. So he just sat there, trying to think of lyrics for another crappy song while I tried to sleep. I could live with the quiet humming he was doing, but it got louder and louder every minute. Suddenly he started flipping his hair and singing one of his ‘most popular’ songs to get some girl’s attention a few seats ahead of us. Of course, the girl paid no attention to him because she was one of the normal girls who knew how much of a freak he was. But that didn’t stop him; it made him sing even louder.
So I punched him in the face and messed up his hair. He started crying, and then ran to the very back of the plane where his mother was. Once Bieber was long gone, everyone applauded and thanked me for getting rid of, as one of the passengers said, ‘that annoying twelve year old girl who couldn’t sing worth a $#@&!’
Hmmm...I don't really know what celebrities are like in real life so I can't say which one I would not like to sit next to...but since I have to pick here it goes...
ReplyDeleteI am sitting next to Nicolas Cage and his Receding Hairline. He seems to be reading a book, and he he is scribbling all over it with a serious look on his face. I think he is decoding some secret, but I peek over and see it was a picture of an explosion he drew with a crayon. He turns next to me and says some dumb scripted sounding line, then suddenly all these alarms start going off and the plane is making weird noises. He grabs my arm and tells everyone to calm down. He yells over the noise with his weird voice and tells them to get to one part of the plane. Then he gives everyone parachutes. We all jump out of the plane. I look as I'm falling and see Nicolas Cage and his Receding Hairline jumping from the plane right as it explodes. I roll my eyes and wonder why he is famous.
I think it would be cool to sit next to anyone famous even if I didn't like them. Mine probably would be Kesha though. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting by her as we are flying in the air. I introduce myself and ask her why she wore such nasty blue lipstick on news years. I also will ask her why she had the dumbest answer for her new year’s revolution. Then I told her that her new year’s revolution failed because she already is one. I would also ask where she comes up with such dumb song lyrics, even though some of her songs are pretty catchy. Of course, her being Kesha, couldn't answer any of my questions. She just stared at me. In the end though, I was happy she didn't answer any of my questions because then I didn't have to hear her nasty, annoying voice. I hear it enough on the radio.
The End.
I get onto the plane and settle in for a nice relaxing trip, when I notice that sitting right next to me is.....JUSTIN BIEBER!I am astonished, not because i'm a fan of him, but because I cant stand him! Mister hey you I have a pretty girls voice is sitting right next to me.
ReplyDeleteSo i'm not to thrilled about this, so I just do all I can to not talk to him. About an hour in someone notices him and teenage screams fill the plane. No i'm slouching into my chair trying not to get pulverized by all the notebooks and t-shirts trying to get autographed. I thought it would all be over soon enough, but then they all requested him to sing, and he did. That voice, rung through the plane and smashed into my eardrums. I was about to go crazy, so I dashed to the cockpit away from the sound. I sat in the co-pilots seat to catch my breath. I turn to the pilot, its Justin Beieber!!!I run back out, but get surrounded by people all with Justin Beiber faces, just when they are about to sing me off the plane...I awaken. It was only a dream, just a dream. I turn and look to see who is sitting next to me. Then someone screams OMG it's Justin Beiber!
NOOOooooooooo!!!!!
I'm sitting next to MC Hammer...
ReplyDeleteSo it starts off as me introducing myself and then getting his autograph because you're not not going to get his autograph(haha i love stepbrothers :)) Then we'd start talking about his career in the music industry and how big of a bust that was. Sooner or later we both would get upset with eachother because I'd keep repeating "other than his one great single, Can't touch this, no one likes his other songs." Then he'd probably try to hit me because he is that crazy. But who knows maybe I'll be lucky enough to have a diss rap made about me by MC Hammer, just like Jay-Z.
MC Hammer...what a joke.
i'd say i'd be sitting next to miley cyrus.
ReplyDeleteIf i had to i guess i'd talk to her about music and hear all about her life and all that, but i wouldn't enjoy it. She is a little brat who has never had to work for anything in her life and goes and does anything she wants it just drives me crazy. She had a good life and then ruined it and turned into a bad influence to her audience. I would hate every minute i sat with her.
I'd be sitting by Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, and Britney Spears.
ReplyDeleteMiley would be trying to write a new song, but she can't write her own music, so she called her daddy and made him write one for her. Then she would start smoking something out of a bong and I would ask the attendant to have her move, or I would move.
Justin Bieber would be surrounded by little girls screaming his name and he would sing "Ladies, ladies, calm down. Just because I'm on this plane doesn't mean you have to crowd around me." Then Samuel L. Jackson would come down the aisle and yell, "I've had it with this transgender boy on this high up plane!" Consequently, Mr. Jackson would throw Justin out the emergency exit and everything would start to get better.
Britney would try to be a good mother and make her kids stop crying, but of course, she can't take care of her kids. I would yell at her and her kids and tell them to jump off the plane. She would start crying and have a mental breakdown. She then would pull out a hairclipper and shave her hair off.
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I don't like celebrities in general. It's disgusting how people obsess over a person like they're not even human, but a god instead. Everyone has talents, so why are these people any better or different than us? Because they are rich or because they were lucky? Some singers totally autotune their songs, so it's like a robot's voice instead of their own - such as Ke$ha.
ReplyDeleteOn a plane, sitting next to Kesha, I would start secretly staring at her until she said something to me. I would want to ask her how she likes being a famous singer. And I would tell her to stop acting like a slobby, slutty party-animal. And I would tell her that ANYONE in world could sing her songs and make it sound exactly the same, because of autotune. It's not even her voice, and it's unnatural, and stupid. I would tell her to enjoy her days being famous, because it won't last long. People get sick and annoyed of that sound of music. People only like REAL people, who are themselves. Well, maybe I'm just speaking for myself.
Honestly, I'm sick of hearing about Charlie Sheen. He's in the news at least once a week, either because of drinking, drinking and driving, or having to be hospitalized.
ReplyDeleteSo, I'm sitting on a plane minding my own business when Charlie happens to sit right next to me. He tried to talk to me. but I just ignored him. For the next half hour Charlie continued to annoy me, so I began to yell at him about how annoying and stupid he is. After that, he was never in the news again.
If I would get stuck sitting next to someone on a plane, it would for sure be Justin Bieber. Ive just got that bad of luck. He is super annoying! And he sings like a girl! And he has that hair he is probally always flipping off to the side. He is just one of those people that bug me.
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