Write a short story that contains the following items: an eggbeater, two cats, sunglasses, fingernail clippers, a lawnmower, hail, liver and onions, and lip balm. Good luck!
There once were two cats driving their lawnmowers outside. They both had on sunglasses. One cat was clipping her nails with fingernail clippers while she was driving. The other was putting on lip balm to prevent her lips from getting sunburn. Suddenly it started to hail outside! The two cats ran inside and decided to eat a snack. They took an eggbeater to mix up some liver and onions. They sat together by the screen door eating and watching the hail. Then they decided it was time to nap so they both went to sleep. The end.
There once was this really weird man who liked to ride his lawnmower outside during hail storms. This happened to be his favorite holiday. But, that was not all. When he became hungry he came inside, put on his sunglasses because he did not like the brightness, and would eat his liver and onion flavored lip balm. It was his favorite meal. After eating, the weird man would clip his two cats claws and throw them in a bowl. He never did anything with them though. At bed time, the weird man would massage his head with an eggbeater and then drift off into a sound sleep.
Once upon a time there were two cool cats, one leopard and one Savanna cat, chilling at the beach. They were looking pretty fly with their sunglasses on while they let the sun soak into their fur. The leopard was getting rather bored since there were no hot kittens to hit on and she had a rumble in her stomach that only eggs could satisfy. She looked over at her Savanna cat friend, whom was clipping her long perfect claws with a fingernail clipper. “Let us do something!” The leopard suggested. The Savannah cat rolled her narrow cat eyes at me, agreed, and then applied three layers of lip balm on before we proceeded off the beach. The cats jumped on their lawnmower and went 5 mph back home on the busiest highway possible. With an eggbeater the cats prepared a breakfast of scrambled eggs with onions. They realized they had no sausage so they fried some liver. They wanted to return to the beach after their meal, but football size hail was descending down from the skies and was completely smashing house and car windows. “Should we return to the beach?” Asked Savannah cat. “Nah too dangerous, plus all that food filled me up,” replied leopard. So the cats jumped on the couch and slept for 15 hours straight. When the owner returned after the horrible storm, he could not figure out why the lawnmower, eggbeater, fingernail clippers, lip balm, and food were all in places they did not belong. The end.
There once was a little girl that was applying lip balm when a lawnmower started chasing her! She ran screaming into the house. Her mother was in the kitchen beating eggs with an egg beater and making Liver and onions for dinner. She asked her daughter “What is the matter?” she replayed “a lawnmower was chasing me!” just as she finished her sentence, two cats wearing sunglasses broke though the kitchen window. They both screamed as load has they could. Once they got the cats out of the house, they had went to the salon were they had mani-pedi’s which they clipped their nails with fingernail clippers and painted them with nail polish.
I was mowing my lawn yesterday, which is generally considered a normal thing to do. However, my lawn mower is a lot different than most. We bought a used one, and it's pretty unreliable. Instead of going out and buying new parts every time one broke, though, we just decided to improvise. We use an electric egg beater to make the blades spin, since the motor broke. We use hundreds of detached fingernail clipper blades that we salvaged from the dump for blades, and we keep the whole supply running smoothly with the use of a lip-gloss lubricant--which we get when local stores throw away old stock. So anyway, I was mowing our lawn yesterday, and suddenly it started to hail. I thought that was strange, because it was July and we live in Arizona. It was the strangest scene: me, in my shorts, tank top, and sunglasses on our improvised lawnmower, standing in the middle of a hail storm. My two cats were terrified and ran for cover. Unfortunately, one got hit in the head with a massive hail chunk and was knocked out for a few minutes. I had to revive him by holding his favorite food in front of his nose--liver and onions.
Two cats were relaxing in the sun outside their condo in Hollywood. They had their bathing suits on and each a pair of sunglasses. They were enjoying the nice weather, as it had been hailing for the past couple weeks. Their neighbors also seemed to be enjoying the sunshine, as the chicken living next door was working on starting his lawnmower. It was the perfect afternoon for the two cats-sunshine and a bit of piece and quiet so they could nap and soak up the sun's rays. It was quiet, until they heard a loud noise coming from inside the condo. Cat number one exclaimed, "Who could possibly be in our condo?! And what is that noise?" Cat number two shrugged as she pulled out her lip balm and applied a coat. Stretching her legs, Cat number one got up to investigate the source of the noise. When she entered the kitchen, she howled a frightened meow when she witnessed a big, hairy German Shepard standing at the kitchen counter. The Shepard was busy with the eggbeater, but glanced up when he heard the disturbance. "What are you doing in my house?!" wailed the cat. "I am making liver and onion stew" grinned the dog as he dropped another egg, shell and all, into the bowl. The cat's hair stood on end just by the rancid smell of the canine in her beautiful feline kitchen. She turned to run back out of the house to consult cat number two, but winced in pain when she stepped on a finger nail clipper laying on the floor. She cried out with a loud meow, and cat number two quickly entered, along with three other mangy German Shepards. The cats silently prepared to release their claws on the dogs, as they could see that this was going to be a fight for their life.
On a sunny day in California, two cats were relaxing by the pool watching their owner push the lawnmower around. They were clearly enjoying themselves. Sheilding their eyes, they had on their sunglasses, while on their lips they wore lip balm. After their owner had finished mowing, it went inside to make them something to eat. He used the eggbeater to whip them up some delicious eggs. Knowing the cat's appetite, he threw some liver and onions in the mix. He brought the food to the cats where they ate it right up. They then went back to their sun bathing, while the owner sad inside sad and all alone, clipping his fingernails with a clipper.
The day was going by just as any other day would, when I saw two black cats. At first I thought nothing of it, but then the windows of the car were broken by a terrible hail storm. Well this day was already terrible, but I noticed that my sunglasses were also missing. After a miserable ride home, I found that the house had been ransacked! All articles of food were gone except some liver and a few onions. The only utensil left in the kitchen, was an eggbeater. The only thing left in the bathroom was a pair of fingernail clippers. The lawnmower was still in the yard, but it was stripped of parts. Even the gas tank was missing. Well this day was clearly turning out to be one for the books, but there was one unusual article left from this extreme form of fowl play. There was lip balm in the living room, which is something that has never been in the house before. It is a wonder whether this was an intentional clue or a careless mistake, but either way, there was no good way to explain this day.
There once was a women who had two cats that always ate liver and onions. This women would use her egg beater to mix their cat food with the liver and onions. The house would start to smell so bad that she would open her windows during a hail storm to get fresh air through the house. She thought the hail storms brought a fresh air smell. After the storm was finished she would go outside to ride her lawnmower around her house wearing her sunglasses so she didn't get grass clippings in her eyes. She was all about fashion so while riding her lawnmower she would put on her lip balm. Some times she would miss her lip and look like a clown. Her neighbors enjoied watching her. One day she decided to mow her lawn and try clipping her finger nails. She used her fingernail clipper to clip her nails, but she let go of the steering-wheel and ended up driving into the front of her neighbors house. This womens sanity was in question!
These two cats were living together. They loved each other a lot. So the boy cat went out mow the lawn with his lawnmower. Instead of blades on the lawnmower, an eggbeater cut the grass. He was wearing sunglasses because it was hailing outside and he didn't wanna get any in his eyes. When he was finished mowing, he went inside where girl kitty made the boy a liver and onion sandwich. Before he ate, both kitties had to use a finger nail clipper to take off the crust. They drank lip balm for desert.
It was a normal day in the summer and I had so much to get done. The first thing I needed to do was mow the lawn with our new lawnmower. Once I began mowing, all of the sudden it began to storm and hail. I quickly ran to the house and there were my two cats ready to get inside! I decided to give my cats a treat of liver and onions. As I opened the can of liver, one of my fingernails caught on the can. I then needed to fetch my fingernail clippers so I wouldn't tear my hangnail any farther. My cats were running around the house chasing something and for a second I was startled, come to realize it was just my lip balm they were rolling around. The weather still wasn't turning around after an hour so I decided to put my sunglasses away and get the eggbeater out to make a cake.
There once were two cats driving their lawnmowers outside. They both had on sunglasses. One cat was clipping her nails with fingernail clippers while she was driving. The other was putting on lip balm to prevent her lips from getting sunburn. Suddenly it started to hail outside! The two cats ran inside and decided to eat a snack. They took an eggbeater to mix up some liver and onions. They sat together by the screen door eating and watching the hail. Then they decided it was time to nap so they both went to sleep.
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There once was this really weird man who liked to ride his lawnmower outside during hail storms. This happened to be his favorite holiday. But, that was not all. When he became hungry he came inside, put on his sunglasses because he did not like the brightness, and would eat his liver and onion flavored lip balm. It was his favorite meal. After eating, the weird man would clip his two cats claws and throw them in a bowl. He never did anything with them though. At bed time, the weird man would massage his head with an eggbeater and then drift off into a sound sleep.
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time there were two cool cats, one leopard and one Savanna cat, chilling at the beach. They were looking pretty fly with their sunglasses on while they let the sun soak into their fur. The leopard was getting rather bored since there were no hot kittens to hit on and she had a rumble in her stomach that only eggs could satisfy. She looked over at her Savanna cat friend, whom was clipping her long perfect claws with a fingernail clipper.
ReplyDelete“Let us do something!” The leopard suggested. The Savannah cat rolled her narrow cat eyes at me, agreed, and then applied three layers of lip balm on before we proceeded off the beach. The cats jumped on their lawnmower and went 5 mph back home on the busiest highway possible. With an eggbeater the cats prepared a breakfast of scrambled eggs with onions. They realized they had no sausage so they fried some liver. They wanted to return to the beach after their meal, but football size hail was descending down from the skies and was completely smashing house and car windows. “Should we return to the beach?” Asked Savannah cat. “Nah too dangerous, plus all that food filled me up,” replied leopard. So the cats jumped on the couch and slept for 15 hours straight. When the owner returned after the horrible storm, he could not figure out why the lawnmower, eggbeater, fingernail clippers, lip balm, and food were all in places they did not belong. The end.
There once was a little girl that was applying lip balm when a lawnmower started chasing her! She ran screaming into the house. Her mother was in the kitchen beating eggs with an egg beater and making Liver and onions for dinner. She asked her daughter “What is the matter?” she replayed “a lawnmower was chasing me!” just as she finished her sentence, two cats wearing sunglasses broke though the kitchen window. They both screamed as load has they could. Once they got the cats out of the house, they had went to the salon were they had mani-pedi’s which they clipped their nails with fingernail clippers and painted them with nail polish.
ReplyDeleteI was mowing my lawn yesterday, which is generally considered a normal thing to do. However, my lawn mower is a lot different than most. We bought a used one, and it's pretty unreliable. Instead of going out and buying new parts every time one broke, though, we just decided to improvise. We use an electric egg beater to make the blades spin, since the motor broke. We use hundreds of detached fingernail clipper blades that we salvaged from the dump for blades, and we keep the whole supply running smoothly with the use of a lip-gloss lubricant--which we get when local stores throw away old stock. So anyway, I was mowing our lawn yesterday, and suddenly it started to hail. I thought that was strange, because it was July and we live in Arizona. It was the strangest scene: me, in my shorts, tank top, and sunglasses on our improvised lawnmower, standing in the middle of a hail storm. My two cats were terrified and ran for cover. Unfortunately, one got hit in the head with a massive hail chunk and was knocked out for a few minutes. I had to revive him by holding his favorite food in front of his nose--liver and onions.
ReplyDeleteTwo cats were relaxing in the sun outside their condo in Hollywood. They had their bathing suits on and each a pair of sunglasses. They were enjoying the nice weather, as it had been hailing for the past couple weeks. Their neighbors also seemed to be enjoying the sunshine, as the chicken living next door was working on starting his lawnmower. It was the perfect afternoon for the two cats-sunshine and a bit of piece and quiet so they could nap and soak up the sun's rays. It was quiet, until they heard a loud noise coming from inside the condo. Cat number one exclaimed, "Who could possibly be in our condo?! And what is that noise?" Cat number two shrugged as she pulled out her lip balm and applied a coat. Stretching her legs, Cat number one got up to investigate the source of the noise. When she entered the kitchen, she howled a frightened meow when she witnessed a big, hairy German Shepard standing at the kitchen counter. The Shepard was busy with the eggbeater, but glanced up when he heard the disturbance. "What are you doing in my house?!" wailed the cat.
ReplyDelete"I am making liver and onion stew" grinned the dog as he dropped another egg, shell and all, into the bowl. The cat's hair stood on end just by the rancid smell of the canine in her beautiful feline kitchen. She turned to run back out of the house to consult cat number two, but winced in pain when she stepped on a finger nail clipper laying on the floor. She cried out with a loud meow, and cat number two quickly entered, along with three other mangy German Shepards. The cats silently prepared to release their claws on the dogs, as they could see that this was going to be a fight for their life.
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ReplyDeleteOn a sunny day in California, two cats were relaxing by the pool watching their owner push the lawnmower around. They were clearly enjoying themselves. Sheilding their eyes, they had on their sunglasses, while on their lips they wore lip balm. After their owner had finished mowing, it went inside to make them something to eat. He used the eggbeater to whip them up some delicious eggs. Knowing the cat's appetite, he threw some liver and onions in the mix. He brought the food to the cats where they ate it right up. They then went back to their sun bathing, while the owner sad inside sad and all alone, clipping his fingernails with a clipper.
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The day was going by just as any other day would, when I saw two black cats. At first I thought nothing of it, but then the windows of the car were broken by a terrible hail storm. Well this day was already terrible, but I noticed that my sunglasses were also missing. After a miserable ride home, I found that the house had been ransacked! All articles of food were gone except some liver and a few onions. The only utensil left in the kitchen, was an eggbeater. The only thing left in the bathroom was a pair of fingernail clippers. The lawnmower was still in the yard, but it was stripped of parts. Even the gas tank was missing. Well this day was clearly turning out to be one for the books, but there was one unusual article left from this extreme form of fowl play. There was lip balm in the living room, which is something that has never been in the house before. It is a wonder whether this was an intentional clue or a careless mistake, but either way, there was no good way to explain this day.
ReplyDeleteThere once was a women who had two cats that always ate liver and onions. This women would use her egg beater to mix their cat food with the liver and onions. The house would start to smell so bad that she would open her windows during a hail storm to get fresh air through the house. She thought the hail storms brought a fresh air smell. After the storm was finished she would go outside to ride her lawnmower around her house wearing her sunglasses so she didn't get grass clippings in her eyes. She was all about fashion so while riding her lawnmower she would put on her lip balm. Some times she would miss her lip and look like a clown. Her neighbors enjoied watching her. One day she decided to mow her lawn and try clipping her finger nails. She used her fingernail clipper to clip her nails, but she let go of the steering-wheel and ended up driving into the front of her neighbors house. This womens sanity was in question!
ReplyDeleteThese two cats were living together. They loved each other a lot. So the boy cat went out mow the lawn with his lawnmower. Instead of blades on the lawnmower, an eggbeater cut the grass. He was wearing sunglasses because it was hailing outside and he didn't wanna get any in his eyes. When he was finished mowing, he went inside where girl kitty made the boy a liver and onion sandwich. Before he ate, both kitties had to use a finger nail clipper to take off the crust. They drank lip balm for desert.
ReplyDeleteIt was a normal day in the summer and I had so much to get done. The first thing I needed to do was mow the lawn with our new lawnmower. Once I began mowing, all of the sudden it began to storm and hail. I quickly ran to the house and there were my two cats ready to get inside! I decided to give my cats a treat of liver and onions. As I opened the can of liver, one of my fingernails caught on the can. I then needed to fetch my fingernail clippers so I wouldn't tear my hangnail any farther. My cats were running around the house chasing something and for a second I was startled, come to realize it was just my lip balm they were rolling around. The weather still wasn't turning around after an hour so I decided to put my sunglasses away and get the eggbeater out to make a cake.
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