Let's be creative today. You are having lunch with Shakespeare. What do you talk about with him? Where do you take him for lunch? Are you going to give him an ideas for a new play or sonnet?
If I had lunch with Shakespeare, we'd eat at my house so he could meet Kovu. Kovu would be so inspiring to him, that he'd request pen and paper so that he could start writing immediately. I could see Shakespeare trying to steal my cat, but I'd never let that happen.
If I had lunch with Shakespeare I would have him help me with my sonnet. I have a feeling that this is going to be really hard. After we write the sonnet we would talk about his inspiration for some of his works.
If I had lunch with Shakespeare, I'd go to old china buffet because I'm pretty sure he loves Chinese. I'd just say a bunch of random things ending in -eth, say thy a lot, and add a few random doths in a nonsense sentence to see if I confuse him or if he understands a bunch of gibberish and fakes it...
You aren't going to like this...I don't care for Shakespear. I mean I know that he is like a god in the literary world, but I don't care for his stories at all. So, I think I would take him to Mcdonalds, get him a Big Mac and a Mcflurry and a big pack of fries. I would also give him some nice gangsta ideas for his sonnets and plays. I would tell him to stop making his plays so lovely dovey and about something a little more inspirational or something too.
Im having lunch with a Shakespeare in a cute little sandwich place. We are talking about how I don't like living in society and how I want to get a little shack in the country and have a gardan. He thinks that I have a great idea and he says that I would live very prosporus that way.
Oh Shakespeare, we are dining in Noodles & Company and eating the delicious stroganoff. I am asking him how he became to like writing as much as he did. Also, I would not suggest, but FORCE him to write a play about Jordy Nelson and I. It will be about how our unseperable love plays out. (Along the lines of Romeo and Juliet.) Except, we are not going to die. It will be the most famous play ever in the history of mankind!!!
If I had lunch with Shakespeare, I would probably take him out to Acoustic Cafe. During Christmas, of course. Only because I love Christmas, and I think Shakespeare needs to write about Christmas. It would really be a good subject. It would make Ellie and I oohhh soo excited for sonnets! :)
If I had lunch with Shakespeare I would tell him that I would pay for his lunch at Mona Lisa's if he wrote my sonnet for me! I would ask him to write it about nature or something that I love. I would also have him explain the rest of the stuff we would be learning this year so I would be super smart and get A+++++ for the year!!
Like I said in class, I probably wouldn't go to lunch with Shakespeare because I really don't think that I would be able to understand what he was saying half the time because of the wayith he talkith. :p If i ABSOLUTELY had to go to lunch with him, I would make him take me to Olive Garden, but he would have to pay because I am too big of a tight wad to pay for that expensive meal. We would talk about him giving me all of his fame and all of the money that he has because if he was still alive today, he would probably be loaded.
Hmm... I would probably take him to a nice classy place to eat. The kind of place that you would take someone important, I am talking about a place like Perkins. I don't really know what I would say to him because he probably would not understand what I am saying at all. I would try to talk to him by putting eth at the end of all my wordseth that I would sayeth to him.
What's up Bill? So homedawg, I realize that you probably don't understand a lot of what I'm saying but we will try to make do. I think that you should pretend to be my brother and then you can do all of my college prep english homeworf. You'll have to step up your writing quality though because Mrs. Myers expects a lot out of me. Later Willy!
Shakespeare and I would go to Red Lobster because lobsters are good for your soul. I would ask him how he got the ideas for all of his plays and poetry. Then he would be forced to pay for the check because if he came back today he would be extremely rich for all of his work.
At lunch we have marmalade and toast with our tea. We talk of his work and how he can never be as good as me. He wishes that he could be as creative and smart as me. I will tell him that he did all of his sonnets wrong and that he has some work to do.
Well this is the fourth time that I have wrote this so I hope it actually posts this time. I would take Shakespeare to the zoo and we would walk around and talk about the animals and the ones that we liked and the ones that we did not. We would then have lunch at a nearby Cafe and I would give him the idea that he should write a sonnet or play about what life is like for a teenage now.
Im really not sure where we would do if Shakespeare and I ate lunch together. All I know for sure is that I would start using a bunch of slang words and text talk to try and confuse him.
Considering today is a very bad day and I have no motivation to be creative at all.Also due to the fact that I would most likely be lost by Shakespeares inteligence, and the fact that he does not have any attractive qualities to keep me focused this lunch would be a mess. I would probably just keep it simple but good, a lunch at a resturant like mancinos because he would most likely be overwhelmed already.
I would eat ice cream with Shakespeare. Yum! He likes Neapolitan until I convince him that it is bad because it is just three flavors of poor tasting ice cream blended together. Then we eat Americone Dream, a good ice cream flavor.
First of all, I would like to note that realistically, I would be having lunch with a corpse or a skeleton because William Shakespeare has been dead for hundreds of years. But I will humor this prompt and go about it as if I were having lunch with the living Shakespeare. I think it would be fun to make lunch for William and have it at my kitchen table casually. He would probably be surprised at the eating customs of modern day america. When we have our chat, i will ask him to please write one of his sonnets about me, and then people will read about me forever. I will also let him know that he should change the story of Romeo and Juliet, or just not write it in the first place. I cant stand the way that one went. I wouldnt be rude of course, just rather forceful. To finish our lunch date, I would ask him to write a quick sonnet for me so I could turn it in as my own this week.
I think the first thing that I would talk to him about would be how famous he is. Then I would tell him how much my english teacher is obsessed with him. I would probably just take him on a picnic at a park. I would have no ideas for him.
I would take him out to a nice seafood dinner. I wouldnt talk to him very much because I dont care for a lot of his work. Then i would never call him again.
If I could have lunch with Shakespeare, i'm not sure what we would eat. I would probably let him pick. However, when it comes to what we would talk about, i'm pretty sure that I would become completely enraptured learning about his process. I simply think it would be fascinating to hear him describe how he came up with everything. For example, whether he actually had a process or was just one of those people who had it come to them.
If I had lunch with Shakespeare, we'd eat at my house so he could meet Kovu. Kovu would be so inspiring to him, that he'd request pen and paper so that he could start writing immediately. I could see Shakespeare trying to steal my cat, but I'd never let that happen.
ReplyDeleteIf I had lunch with Shakespeare I would have him help me with my sonnet. I have a feeling that this is going to be really hard. After we write the sonnet we would talk about his inspiration for some of his works.
ReplyDeleteIf I had lunch with Shakespeare, I'd go to old china buffet because I'm pretty sure he loves Chinese. I'd just say a bunch of random things ending in -eth, say thy a lot, and add a few random doths in a nonsense sentence to see if I confuse him or if he understands a bunch of gibberish and fakes it...
ReplyDeleteYou aren't going to like this...I don't care for Shakespear. I mean I know that he is like a god in the literary world, but I don't care for his stories at all. So, I think I would take him to Mcdonalds, get him a Big Mac and a Mcflurry and a big pack of fries. I would also give him some nice gangsta ideas for his sonnets and plays. I would tell him to stop making his plays so lovely dovey and about something a little more inspirational or something too.
ReplyDeleteIm having lunch with a Shakespeare in a cute little sandwich place. We are talking about how I don't like living in society and how I want to get a little shack in the country and have a gardan. He thinks that I have a great idea and he says that I would live very prosporus that way.
ReplyDeleteOh Shakespeare, we are dining in Noodles & Company and eating the delicious stroganoff. I am asking him how he became to like writing as much as he did. Also, I would not suggest, but FORCE him to write a play about Jordy Nelson and I. It will be about how our unseperable love plays out. (Along the lines of Romeo and Juliet.) Except, we are not going to die. It will be the most famous play ever in the history of mankind!!!
ReplyDeleteIf I had lunch with Shakespeare, I would probably take him out to Acoustic Cafe. During Christmas, of course. Only because I love Christmas, and I think Shakespeare needs to write about Christmas. It would really be a good subject. It would make Ellie and I oohhh soo excited for sonnets! :)
ReplyDeleteIf I had lunch with Shakespeare I would tell him that I would pay for his lunch at Mona Lisa's if he wrote my sonnet for me! I would ask him to write it about nature or something that I love. I would also have him explain the rest of the stuff we would be learning this year so I would be super smart and get A+++++ for the year!!
ReplyDeleteLike I said in class, I probably wouldn't go to lunch with Shakespeare because I really don't think that I would be able to understand what he was saying half the time because of the wayith he talkith. :p If i ABSOLUTELY had to go to lunch with him, I would make him take me to Olive Garden, but he would have to pay because I am too big of a tight wad to pay for that expensive meal. We would talk about him giving me all of his fame and all of the money that he has because if he was still alive today, he would probably be loaded.
ReplyDeleteHmm... I would probably take him to a nice classy place to eat. The kind of place that you would take someone important, I am talking about a place like Perkins. I don't really know what I would say to him because he probably would not understand what I am saying at all. I would try to talk to him by putting eth at the end of all my wordseth that I would sayeth to him.
ReplyDeleteWhat's up Bill? So homedawg, I realize that you probably don't understand a lot of what I'm saying but we will try to make do. I think that you should pretend to be my brother and then you can do all of my college prep english homeworf. You'll have to step up your writing quality though because Mrs. Myers expects a lot out of me. Later Willy!
ReplyDeleteShakespeare and I would go to Red Lobster because lobsters are good for your soul. I would ask him how he got the ideas for all of his plays and poetry. Then he would be forced to pay for the check because if he came back today he would be extremely rich for all of his work.
ReplyDeleteAt lunch we have marmalade and toast with our tea. We talk of his work and how he can never be as good as me. He wishes that he could be as creative and smart as me. I will tell him that he did all of his sonnets wrong and that he has some work to do.
ReplyDeleteWell this is the fourth time that I have wrote this so I hope it actually posts this time.
ReplyDeleteI would take Shakespeare to the zoo and we would walk around and talk about the animals and the ones that we liked and the ones that we did not. We would then have lunch at a nearby Cafe and I would give him the idea that he should write a sonnet or play about what life is like for a teenage now.
Im really not sure where we would do if Shakespeare and I ate lunch together. All I know for sure is that I would start using a bunch of slang words and text talk to try and confuse him.
ReplyDeleteConsidering today is a very bad day and I have no motivation to be creative at all.Also due to the fact that I would most likely be lost by Shakespeares inteligence, and the fact that he does not have any attractive qualities to keep me focused this lunch would be a mess. I would probably just keep it simple but good, a lunch at a resturant like mancinos because he would most likely be overwhelmed already.
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ReplyDeleteI would eat ice cream with Shakespeare. Yum! He likes Neapolitan until I convince him that it is bad because it is just three flavors of poor tasting ice cream blended together. Then we eat Americone Dream, a good ice cream flavor.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, I would like to note that realistically, I would be having lunch with a corpse or a skeleton because William Shakespeare has been dead for hundreds of years. But I will humor this prompt and go about it as if I were having lunch with the living Shakespeare. I think it would be fun to make lunch for William and have it at my kitchen table casually. He would probably be surprised at the eating customs of modern day america. When we have our chat, i will ask him to please write one of his sonnets about me, and then people will read about me forever. I will also let him know that he should change the story of Romeo and Juliet, or just not write it in the first place. I cant stand the way that one went. I wouldnt be rude of course, just rather forceful. To finish our lunch date, I would ask him to write a quick sonnet for me so I could turn it in as my own this week.
ReplyDeleteI think the first thing that I would talk to him about would be how famous he is. Then I would tell him how much my english teacher is obsessed with him. I would probably just take him on a picnic at a park. I would have no ideas for him.
ReplyDeleteI would take him out to a nice seafood dinner. I wouldnt talk to him very much because I dont care for a lot of his work. Then i would never call him again.
ReplyDeleteIf I could have lunch with Shakespeare, i'm not sure what we would eat. I would probably let him pick. However, when it comes to what we would talk about, i'm pretty sure that I would become completely enraptured learning about his process. I simply think it would be fascinating to hear him describe how he came up with everything. For example, whether he actually had a process or was just one of those people who had it come to them.
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