Paul Walker is such a man. I know he could win against Jackie Chan. His presence in movies is pure magic. If he were to die it would be so tragic. When I am older we will get a dog together And we will go out in any weather. We will join a mob and rule the earth From the capital of Australia, Perth.
The Kardashians don't really act That is definitely a true fact. They are still beautiful and full of glam Obviously just like the name Sam. Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe run the store Dash Sometimes they get in a fight and lash. I just really love those Kardashian girls They have nice hair and wonderful curls.
Johnny Depp is a great man. He always has a great battle plan. Though his pirate is the best, He also looks good in a vest. What a man is he, The best there can be.
Ryan Gosling is such a stud. I would love to wrestle him in the mud. I may have taken that a little too far, But his body gets me going like boys to cars. Im sorry if this is just too much, His chiseled abs are soft to touch. He knows how to make me smile. He makes my life worthwhile. I could go on about him all day, In my mind, he'll never fade away.
I saw him on a silver screen He took my breath away I watched with admiration As he had played today A thousand words in a picture flowing, so much more in a movie showing. But he is the only one Whom I’m worshiping right now
Zooey Deschanel is one hot mademoiselle, I'll try not to go into full detail, The school might use the option to expel, But let's just say I would "chase that tail"...
Another I'd chase is Emma Stone, She's not the BEST actress out there, But with her I'd like to be alone, But I would be stuck with a creepy stare.
Channing Tatum is oh so fine I wish that I could make him all mine His dancing skills are over the top Especially when he's dressed like a cop All his movies are joking and funny Soon I will maryry him and take all his money Who wouldn't want to marry this fine guy? I know I would, but I'm not so I'll cry
Just for the record, do you know how hard it is to write about Emma Stone and be school appropriate?!?!?! All the words that rhyme with stone can end up badly!
Other nominations for actresses in poems that receive honorable mentions include Sophia Bush, Emma Watson, Katy Perry (was in an episode of How I Met Your Mother), and Jennifer Lawrence.
I think that Will Ferrell is the best, he is so much better than the rest. He does not read the script like normal, he is actually quite informal. Will makes up most of his lines on the spot, even when most people are stuck in a knot. I always laugh when he is in any movie, he is so much better in the ones that he is acting groovy.
Natalie Portman is such a fine lady, Maybe I will take her on a trip to Haiti. She is a talented actor- but no one cares, When she walks past, everyone stares. That's right her name is Natalie Portman, so maybe I'll become a sortman.
(I realize I may have made up a word and it didn't make sense, but I'm a poet so I can do what I want.)
I guess i'll go with Lea Michele She does sing so well Talented is she When crying on que is key Though it can be over dramatic I'm an absolute Glee fanatic!
(I'm indecisive, so it was hard to choose because there are so many good actors and Matthew already took Natalie Portman.)
channing you are my favorite boy everything about you brings me great joy there is no need for you to ever wear a shirt your beautiful even if your covered in dirt your dances make me swoon or sometimes even take me to the moon
Spongebob is the way to be and the happiness that surrounds me. He is oh so cool, he doesn't live in a pool. He lives in the deep blue sea making him the man to see. His laugh is very obnoxious, but it makes me want to kiss his lips. I am totally messing around, but I wouldn't mind going to his town.
Kovu is the greatest actor there could be. For all of you who disagree, clearly you've never met my semi-demonic pet.
One moment he will love you like a good cat should but trust his cute face, I never would. For he is a mean and viscous beast that is, unless, you give him fancy feast.
Oh Will Ferrell is the best I would rub his manly chest It is not weird I just really like chest beard how he makes me laugh it sounds like a dying calf enough is said lets put it to bed Will Ferral is the funniest man alive, PERIOD!!! End of discussion !
Matt LeBlanc, or Joey Tribbiani, is so dang fine. I just want him to be forever mine. If he said to me, How you doin? I would definitely be persuin. I just want to give him a big hug, Maybe slip on the rug. He's a little old now, But back then, he was just wow.
Oh Channing Tatum I want to make you mine. Your body looks so dang fine. For me you don't have to wear a shirt. Just stand there, look hot, and flirt. Sorry if this is taking it to far, But I want you inside my car. Me and you, we'll drive around. Maybe together we'll buy a hound. You make me feel so inspired. You are all I've ever desired. Before this starts to get to dirty, I have to remember you are like thirty.
I deeply love Hugh Jackman he is a super attractive man I love the movie australia, and all his hot rancher paraphernalia. He is also the x man wolverine if i saw him i would make a scene. Soon he will be in a new movie Le Mis will be groovy.
Josh Hutcherson is so cute. He has gone to the center of the earth. He gets to go and make some loot. If I married him, to children I would give birth.
He has had different colored hair, Like in the Hunger Games as Peta. His clothes I would like to tear. In my eyes, he is like a cheetah.
Taylor Launtner will you be mine All I can do is think about you all the time I think that it is a sign We are definatly ment to be It would be perfect just you and me. I wouldn't be stupid like Bella cause I dont want anyother fella. Age is just a number baby we could end up together maybe
Paul Walker is such a man.
ReplyDeleteI know he could win against Jackie Chan.
His presence in movies is pure magic.
If he were to die it would be so tragic.
When I am older we will get a dog together
And we will go out in any weather.
We will join a mob and rule the earth
From the capital of Australia, Perth.
The Kardashians don't really act
ReplyDeleteThat is definitely a true fact.
They are still beautiful and full of glam
Obviously just like the name Sam.
Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe run the store Dash
Sometimes they get in a fight and lash.
I just really love those Kardashian girls
They have nice hair and wonderful curls.
--Best poem ever. ;)
Johnny Depp is a great man.
ReplyDeleteHe always has a great battle plan.
Though his pirate is the best,
He also looks good in a vest.
What a man is he,
The best there can be.
Ryan Gosling is such a stud.
ReplyDeleteI would love to wrestle him in the mud.
I may have taken that a little too far,
But his body gets me going like boys to cars.
Im sorry if this is just too much,
His chiseled abs are soft to touch.
He knows how to make me smile.
He makes my life worthwhile.
I could go on about him all day,
In my mind, he'll never fade away.
Marat Safin
ReplyDeleteI saw him on a silver screen
He took my breath away
I watched with admiration
As he had played today
A thousand words in a picture flowing,
so much more in a movie showing.
But he is the only one
Whom I’m worshiping right now
Zooey Deschanel is one hot mademoiselle,
ReplyDeleteI'll try not to go into full detail,
The school might use the option to expel,
But let's just say I would "chase that tail"...
Another I'd chase is Emma Stone,
She's not the BEST actress out there,
But with her I'd like to be alone,
But I would be stuck with a creepy stare.
Channing Tatum is oh so fine
ReplyDeleteI wish that I could make him all mine
His dancing skills are over the top
Especially when he's dressed like a cop
All his movies are joking and funny
Soon I will maryry him and take all his money
Who wouldn't want to marry this fine guy?
I know I would, but I'm not so I'll cry
Just for the record, do you know how hard it is to write about Emma Stone and be school appropriate?!?!?! All the words that rhyme with stone can end up badly!
ReplyDeleteOther nominations for actresses in poems that receive honorable mentions include Sophia Bush, Emma Watson, Katy Perry (was in an episode of How I Met Your Mother), and Jennifer Lawrence.
I think that Will Ferrell is the best,
ReplyDeletehe is so much better than the rest.
He does not read the script like normal,
he is actually quite informal.
Will makes up most of his lines on the spot,
even when most people are stuck in a knot.
I always laugh when he is in any movie,
he is so much better in the ones that he is acting groovy.
Natalie Portman is such a fine lady,
ReplyDeleteMaybe I will take her on a trip to Haiti.
She is a talented actor- but no one cares,
When she walks past, everyone stares.
That's right her name is Natalie Portman,
so maybe I'll become a sortman.
(I realize I may have made up a word and it didn't make sense, but I'm a poet so I can do what I want.)
I guess i'll go with Lea Michele
ReplyDeleteShe does sing so well
Talented is she
When crying on que is key
Though it can be over dramatic
I'm an absolute Glee fanatic!
(I'm indecisive, so it was hard to choose because there are so many good actors and Matthew already took Natalie Portman.)
channing you are my favorite boy
ReplyDeleteeverything about you brings me great joy
there is no need for you to ever wear a shirt
your beautiful even if your covered in dirt
your dances make me swoon
or sometimes even take me to the moon
Spongebob is the way to be
ReplyDeleteand the happiness that surrounds me.
He is oh so cool,
he doesn't live in a pool.
He lives in the deep blue sea
making him the man to see.
His laugh is very obnoxious,
but it makes me want to kiss his lips.
I am totally messing around,
but I wouldn't mind going to his town.
Kovu is the greatest actor there could be.
ReplyDeleteFor all of you who disagree,
clearly you've never met
my semi-demonic pet.
One moment he will love you like a good cat should
but trust his cute face, I never would.
For he is a mean and viscous beast
that is, unless, you give him fancy feast.
Oh Will Ferrell is the best
ReplyDeleteI would rub his manly chest
It is not weird
I just really like chest beard
how he makes me laugh
it sounds like a dying calf
enough is said
lets put it to bed
Will Ferral is the funniest man alive, PERIOD!!!
End of discussion
!
Matt LeBlanc, or Joey Tribbiani, is so dang fine.
ReplyDeleteI just want him to be forever mine.
If he said to me, How you doin?
I would definitely be persuin.
I just want to give him a big hug,
Maybe slip on the rug.
He's a little old now,
But back then, he was just wow.
Oh Channing Tatum I want to make you mine.
ReplyDeleteYour body looks so dang fine.
For me you don't have to wear a shirt.
Just stand there, look hot, and flirt.
Sorry if this is taking it to far,
But I want you inside my car.
Me and you, we'll drive around.
Maybe together we'll buy a hound.
You make me feel so inspired.
You are all I've ever desired.
Before this starts to get to dirty,
I have to remember you are like thirty.
I deeply love Hugh Jackman
ReplyDeletehe is a super attractive man
I love the movie australia,
and all his hot rancher paraphernalia.
He is also the x man wolverine
if i saw him i would make a scene.
Soon he will be in a new movie
Le Mis will be groovy.
Josh Hutcherson is so cute.
ReplyDeleteHe has gone to the center of the earth.
He gets to go and make some loot.
If I married him, to children I would give birth.
He has had different colored hair,
Like in the Hunger Games as Peta.
His clothes I would like to tear.
In my eyes, he is like a cheetah.
Taylor Launtner will you be mine
ReplyDeleteAll I can do is think about you all the time
I think that it is a sign
We are definatly ment to be
It would be perfect just you and me.
I wouldn't be stupid like Bella
cause I dont want anyother fella.
Age is just a number baby
we could end up together maybe