BREAKING NEWS: MRS. MYERS CLONES ARE TAKING OVER! As of 8:23 AM on Thursday, April 12, 2012 Mrs. Myers clones have not only taken over Colfax, Wisconsin but the entire United States! Sightings have also been reported in other countries as well. The clones seem to be infecting humans with the love of reading. The entire world seems to have turned off their televisions and picked up the books instead. Many libraries have been wiped out due to this infection. According to the President of the United States, no actions will be taken to wipe out the clones for he believes that they are doing our nation a favor. There has been no cure made for the infection that is being spread but most people do not feel the need to be cured anyways. Are these Myers clones really taking over or just helping the world?
MRS. MYERS CLONES ARE TAKING OVER!!! It was heard last night a lady invented a machine that could clone people. She managed to clone herself way to many times, and there’s no turning back. Her and her clones are taking over the world! Her clones have become teachers and only pass students who give her chocolate and read books; LOTS OF BOOKS! Jobs require reading on the job. (Looks like I’m going to be on unemployment for the rest of my life). However, there are many good things that will happen from this. Reading will become the new hit. There won’t be kids sitting in front TV’s playing video games, because her clones will destroy them all. It’s also said that if only HALF of her clones sign to recall Walker, he will be recalled. This could be a great thing for the united states of America, even the whole world.
Breaking News: The clones of a female resident of Colfax, WI have been wreaking havoc on the surrounding neighborhoods. The federal government is sending in troops to assist civilians in defending their homes from attacks by the clones. The government has also issued the following guidelines, which are aimed at aiding the public in staying out of harm's way: Do not go to fitness centers or the gym--especially in the hours around sunrise. The clones often occupy these areas. All coffee and chocolate products should be removed from the home. The clones are strongly attracted to their scent and will stop at nothing to obtain such foods/ beverages. Curiously, several people have found that setting books by Nicholas Sparks and Stephanie Meyer around the perimeter of their yards or outside of their doors and windows have made the clones lose all desire to enter the dwelling. Please wait for further information from security forces. Updates will be issued regularly.
BREAKING NEWS: COLFAX TEACHER'S CLONES ARE TAKING OVER!
The Colfax High School English teacher has been cloned and they are taking over our community. They are piling on the homework and teaching every class english so it is the only thing anyone learns. They are acting like robots and making students recite poems. Everywhere you look all over town there are enlgish related things!
BRAKING NEWS! Mrs. Myers clones are taking over, and they are cloning her shoes! Now EVERYONE, I repeat EVERYONE is buying and wearing Mrs. Myers shoes! The worst pair, which are the biggest hit, are red slip-on’s that have a cat on them!
THIS JUST IN: Mrs. Myers clones are all over the world! A small town English teacher was asked about the clones and all she said was that she was busy eating chocolate and had nothing to do with the clones. There is no way to stop the clones, except try to distract them. Place good books outside of your door, especially the classical books. This will intrigue the clones, but they are super readers so that will only give you about five minutes. Place a path of chocolate leading away from your homes and the clones will follow the candy. We will keep you updated on the adorable yet problematic clones.
Mrs. Myers's clones are taking over the world. They are forcing everyone to write really long papers and feed all the homeless cats in the world. Although cats are very much benefitting from the domination of Myers clones, the internet has crashed because everyone is using it to write their research papers. Now bookstores and libraries are being raided of their books while people are frantic to finish paper after paper by the due dates the clones have set. Millions of people are being punished by the clones for their lack of grammatical skills.
Breaking news: Mrs. Myers clones are taking over the world. One of the Colfax High School english teacher's is taking over the world. As of Thursday, April 12 there has been numerous citings. They say she has red spikey hair and loves cats! Sounds like a witch, but her intension seems harmless. She is infecting everyone with the love for chocolate and books! No words has been said on how they plan to put an end to this madness. If it even is madness!
Now just in, clones from an English teacher from the Northwestern Wisconsin region, have come to overtake every known vicinity. The reason and direct source of this wide spread cloning of one individual is still unknown. Many people find themselves being frequently corrected of their improper English by the clones. At this time, the number of locations that are occupied by the clones within the United States and elsewhere in the world is also unknown. For more details, tune in for the nine o'clock news.
Mrs. Myers I'm suprized u went back and looked at that poem. That person I'm going to send away in a box is coming over in a few and do we have something for you. P.s. Can we use our paper that we wrote about the authors life in our presentation?? :D
Breaking news: Clones taking over. A local high school English teacher has been cloned and not for good intentions. The clones are taking control and forcing citizens to obey. Everyone is required to read a book a day and groom cats when we are on break. The books are bad and the cats are huge and mean. Stay in, lock your doors, and throw out all of you chocolate into the streets. The eating of chocolate makes them go away.
BREAKING NEWS: MRS. MYERS CLONES ARE TAKING OVER!
ReplyDeleteAs of 8:23 AM on Thursday, April 12, 2012 Mrs. Myers clones have not only taken over Colfax, Wisconsin but the entire United States! Sightings have also been reported in other countries as well. The clones seem to be infecting humans with the love of reading. The entire world seems to have turned off their televisions and picked up the books instead. Many libraries have been wiped out due to this infection. According to the President of the United States, no actions will be taken to wipe out the clones for he believes that they are doing our nation a favor. There has been no cure made for the infection that is being spread but most people do not feel the need to be cured anyways. Are these Myers clones really taking over or just helping the world?
MRS. MYERS CLONES ARE TAKING OVER!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was heard last night a lady invented a machine that could clone people. She managed to clone herself way to many times, and there’s no turning back. Her and her clones are taking over the world! Her clones have become teachers and only pass students who give her chocolate and read books; LOTS OF BOOKS! Jobs require reading on the job. (Looks like I’m going to be on unemployment for the rest of my life). However, there are many good things that will happen from this. Reading will become the new hit. There won’t be kids sitting in front TV’s playing video games, because her clones will destroy them all. It’s also said that if only HALF of her clones sign to recall Walker, he will be recalled. This could be a great thing for the united states of America, even the whole world.
Breaking News:
ReplyDeleteThe clones of a female resident of Colfax, WI have been wreaking havoc on the surrounding neighborhoods. The federal government is sending in troops to assist civilians in defending their homes from attacks by the clones. The government has also issued the following guidelines, which are aimed at aiding the public in staying out of harm's way:
Do not go to fitness centers or the gym--especially in the hours around sunrise. The clones often occupy these areas.
All coffee and chocolate products should be removed from the home. The clones are strongly attracted to their scent and will stop at nothing to obtain such foods/ beverages.
Curiously, several people have found that setting books by Nicholas Sparks and Stephanie Meyer around the perimeter of their yards or outside of their doors and windows have made the clones lose all desire to enter the dwelling.
Please wait for further information from security forces. Updates will be issued regularly.
BREAKING NEWS: COLFAX TEACHER'S CLONES ARE TAKING OVER!
ReplyDeleteThe Colfax High School English teacher has been cloned and they are taking over our community. They are piling on the homework and teaching every class english so it is the only thing anyone learns. They are acting like robots and making students recite poems. Everywhere you look all over town there are enlgish related things!
BRAKING NEWS!
ReplyDeleteMrs. Myers clones are taking over, and they are cloning her shoes! Now EVERYONE, I repeat EVERYONE is buying and wearing Mrs. Myers shoes! The worst pair, which are the biggest hit, are red slip-on’s that have a cat on them!
THIS JUST IN: Mrs. Myers clones are all over the world! A small town English teacher was asked about the clones and all she said was that she was busy eating chocolate and had nothing to do with the clones. There is no way to stop the clones, except try to distract them. Place good books outside of your door, especially the classical books. This will intrigue the clones, but they are super readers so that will only give you about five minutes. Place a path of chocolate leading away from your homes and the clones will follow the candy. We will keep you updated on the adorable yet problematic clones.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Myers's clones are taking over the world. They are forcing everyone to write really long papers and feed all the homeless cats in the world. Although cats are very much benefitting from the domination of Myers clones, the internet has crashed because everyone is using it to write their research papers. Now bookstores and libraries are being raided of their books while people are frantic to finish paper after paper by the due dates the clones have set. Millions of people are being punished by the clones for their lack of grammatical skills.
ReplyDeleteBreaking news: Mrs. Myers clones are taking over the world.
ReplyDeleteOne of the Colfax High School english teacher's is taking over the world. As of Thursday, April 12 there has been numerous citings. They say she has red spikey hair and loves cats! Sounds like a witch, but her intension seems harmless. She is infecting everyone with the love for chocolate and books! No words has been said on how they plan to put an end to this madness. If it even is madness!
Now just in, clones from an English teacher from the Northwestern Wisconsin region, have come to overtake every known vicinity. The reason and direct source of this wide spread cloning of one individual is still unknown. Many people find themselves being frequently corrected of their improper English by the clones. At this time, the number of locations that are occupied by the clones within the United States and elsewhere in the world is also unknown. For more details, tune in for the nine o'clock news.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Myers I'm suprized u went back and looked at that poem. That person I'm going to send away in a box is coming over in a few and do we have something for you. P.s. Can we use our paper that we wrote about the authors life in our presentation?? :D
ReplyDeleteBreaking news: Clones taking over.
ReplyDeleteA local high school English teacher has been cloned and not for good intentions. The clones are taking control and forcing citizens to obey. Everyone is required to read a book a day and groom cats when we are on break. The books are bad and the cats are huge and mean. Stay in, lock your doors, and throw out all of you chocolate into the streets. The eating of chocolate makes them go away.