Friday, April 1, 2011

Friday

You landed a job as a greeting card writer. However, there's a catch. You have to write greetings for really strange situations. Pick a strange situation and write a greeting card message. Here's an idea of what I mean to help get you started: The loss of a toenail can be so tough. Who knew that fungus could be so rough? Don't worry, though, you'll pull through; but call the doctor if your toe turns blue! You get the idea: come up with a weird situation and write a greeting card message.

13 comments:

  1. It is within my best morale
    to wish you the best, ol' pal
    Your about to feel pain
    right under your brain
    so good luck with your root canal

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  2. The retina in your eye has been torn,
    From the contacts that had been worn
    And soon had attached to your eye
    Making it look like you've cried.


    By the way, I won't be in school today because I tore my retina.

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  3. I'm sorry that you are in jail
    It seems that your life is a fail
    You shouldn't have broken the scale
    but don't worry you might make the bail.

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  4. I'm so sorry for your loss
    losing a scaley freind can leave you lost
    don't fear though he might come back
    your fish is just lost in the toilet again

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  5. Sorry for your loss
    Its alright to cry
    That feline should not have died
    You got ripped off
    For a cat that size
    I definatly should have had nine lives
    But its alight
    He is in cat heaven foever
    Catching mice and being ever so clever

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  6. Your pretty long nails are now short
    If only it wasn't from building that fort
    Now you have to wait for them to grow back
    If only there was a broken nail mending pack

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  7. This may be a tough day
    You have to put up with that it’s the first of May
    But do not fear
    It will not be the same as last year
    When you lost all your fears
    After being chased by a bear.
    Have a great day!
    /Jennifer

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  8. You can't get around
    Because your car broke down
    There might be a tow truck near by
    Oh no, his battery's fried.


    Wow, that was lame.

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  9. Good luck getting home! *

    (I forgot to put that in there.) ^^

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  10. I’m so very sorry that I left you there in the store;
    However, it wasn’t my fault that you were stalked
    By this creepy old guy who seemed rather poor.
    You have to admit that running to the girly aisle
    Certainly would not make him follow you anymore.
    That is where they always look first, silly child.

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  11. * Certainly would make him want to follow you more.

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  12. Sorry about your face,
    It just got all misplaced,
    When I was done
    Just my nail and my thumb
    smeered the painting
    and it lost its grace.

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  13. Good luck on your diet.
    I know it really sucks.
    I won't tell people, I'll be quiet;
    In the end you'll feel like a million bucks.

    (Haha, laaaame.)

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