Friday, April 1, 2011
Friday
You landed a job as a greeting card writer. However, there's a catch. You have to write greetings for really strange situations. Pick a strange situation and write a greeting card message. Here's an idea of what I mean to help get you started: The loss of a toenail can be so tough. Who knew that fungus could be so rough? Don't worry, though, you'll pull through; but call the doctor if your toe turns blue! You get the idea: come up with a weird situation and write a greeting card message.
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It is within my best morale
ReplyDeleteto wish you the best, ol' pal
Your about to feel pain
right under your brain
so good luck with your root canal
The retina in your eye has been torn,
ReplyDeleteFrom the contacts that had been worn
And soon had attached to your eye
Making it look like you've cried.
By the way, I won't be in school today because I tore my retina.
I'm sorry that you are in jail
ReplyDeleteIt seems that your life is a fail
You shouldn't have broken the scale
but don't worry you might make the bail.
I'm so sorry for your loss
ReplyDeletelosing a scaley freind can leave you lost
don't fear though he might come back
your fish is just lost in the toilet again
Sorry for your loss
ReplyDeleteIts alright to cry
That feline should not have died
You got ripped off
For a cat that size
I definatly should have had nine lives
But its alight
He is in cat heaven foever
Catching mice and being ever so clever
Your pretty long nails are now short
ReplyDeleteIf only it wasn't from building that fort
Now you have to wait for them to grow back
If only there was a broken nail mending pack
This may be a tough day
ReplyDeleteYou have to put up with that it’s the first of May
But do not fear
It will not be the same as last year
When you lost all your fears
After being chased by a bear.
Have a great day!
/Jennifer
You can't get around
ReplyDeleteBecause your car broke down
There might be a tow truck near by
Oh no, his battery's fried.
Wow, that was lame.
Good luck getting home! *
ReplyDelete(I forgot to put that in there.) ^^
I’m so very sorry that I left you there in the store;
ReplyDeleteHowever, it wasn’t my fault that you were stalked
By this creepy old guy who seemed rather poor.
You have to admit that running to the girly aisle
Certainly would not make him follow you anymore.
That is where they always look first, silly child.
* Certainly would make him want to follow you more.
ReplyDeleteSorry about your face,
ReplyDeleteIt just got all misplaced,
When I was done
Just my nail and my thumb
smeered the painting
and it lost its grace.
Good luck on your diet.
ReplyDeleteI know it really sucks.
I won't tell people, I'll be quiet;
In the end you'll feel like a million bucks.
(Haha, laaaame.)